voice ]

[blondejokes]

There had better be a good reason why I'm fighting- [ A grunt is followed by the sound of flesh being punctured. ]- against these blood-thirsty... things and why I'm not in Konoha.

[ Ino is not very happy. Or informed, actually, because she left as soon as she came to. ]

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permavideo;

[bestie]

...Huh. [She raises an eyebrow at this.] What are you, a spy or something?

[blondejokes]

Huh? No. Voice transmissions are as good as any.

[bestie]

[She shrugs.] Suit yourself!

So what's your name, spy girl? [She smirks lightly.]

[blondejokes]

Ino Yamanaka. What's yours?

[bestie]

I'm Roxy. You can save the formalities, I'm probably the only Roxy you'll meet here.

But just in case! Lalonde.

[blondejokes]

Is Roxy not a common name here?

[bestie]

Eh, maybe? But IDK anyone with my name using the network -- that's what I meant.

LMAO SHE DID NOT USE IDK IN A CONVERSATION

[blondejokes]

IDK?

BUT SHE TOTALLY DID

[bestie]

Yeah, IDK. I don't know. Shit, are you another person from the Stone Age?

screams

[blondejokes]

No. But why don't you just say 'I don't know'?

[bestie]

'Cause internet lingo is totes as good as any.

[Why, yes, Ino! She's teasing you a bit. She sticks her tongue out to emphasize her point.]

[blondejokes]

Internet lingo? What's an Internet?

[ WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT YOU SPEAK OF ]

[bestie]

...The fuck. You are from the Stone Ages!

[blondejokes]

No I'm not! This is a completely different universe from mine.

[ EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP CALLING HER PRIMITIVE OK ]