[video]

[ace_of_knaves]

[Joker is hanging over the camera. His hair is damp and his eyes are large and wild. He looks like a cornered animal.]

No.

[His chest heaves and his eyes dart back and forth as green strands fall into his face from behind his ears.]

NO!

This is not what's supposed to happen! Why is this freaking island still here!? Why am I still here!?

[He throws his head back and howls.]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PERFECT ENDING!?

Comments

[video]

[ace_of_knaves]

So Junior Birdboy is gonna watch the store alone?

[He leans towards the camera, eyes narrowing dangerously]

It's a pity. Normally I'd love to rip your little red wings off but without Old Longears there's no point.

Life's not fair, is it?

[video]

[theshortestbird]

Oh yeah, definitely not fair. I don't know how I'll go on without you trying to kill me.

[He leans in as well, giving a smirk.] Not alone. Watch out for the Teen Titans. You're number one on our Most Wanted list.

[video]

[ace_of_knaves]

Flattered!

But, I wonder, would you really send your flock of fumbling friends after moi?

What if someone gets hurt? It'd be on your head, Tweety! And methinks you don't want that!

[video]

[theshortestbird]

[Of course he won't.]

That's why I'll be looking out for you, Joker. You're mine.