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[ace_of_knaves]

[Joker is hanging over the camera. His hair is damp and his eyes are large and wild. He looks like a cornered animal.]

No.

[His chest heaves and his eyes dart back and forth as green strands fall into his face from behind his ears.]

NO!

This is not what's supposed to happen! Why is this freaking island still here!? Why am I still here!?

[He throws his head back and howls.]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PERFECT ENDING!?

Comments

[Voice]

[ace_of_knaves]

If the island sinks then so what?

So everyone dies.

Take one for the team, jeez.

[Voice]

[bloodthirsts]

It's not one for the team, we don't all share your suicidal tendencies.

[Voice]

[ace_of_knaves]

Then you want this rock to just sit here and keep kidnapping folk?

Officer Bombshell, that is selfish.

[Voice]

[bloodthirsts]

No we figure out how to fix this without killing anyone.

[Hang on a--] Wait what did you just call me?

[Voice]

[ace_of_knaves]

"Officer"?

[Voice]

[bloodthirsts]

...

R-right, well... you should come and hand yourself in, Joker, don't make us hunt you down.

[Voice]

[ace_of_knaves]

Say "please".

[Voice]

[bloodthirsts]

Call me pessimistic but I suspect thats not going to make a difference.

[Voice]

[ace_of_knaves]

Nonsense.

You'll never know unless you try!