[video]

[ace_of_knaves]

[Joker is hanging over the camera. His hair is damp and his eyes are large and wild. He looks like a cornered animal.]

No.

[His chest heaves and his eyes dart back and forth as green strands fall into his face from behind his ears.]

NO!

This is not what's supposed to happen! Why is this freaking island still here!? Why am I still here!?

[He throws his head back and howls.]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PERFECT ENDING!?

Comments

Re: audio;

[ace_of_knaves]

I DELIVERED THE PUNCHLINE!

I worked hard! I toiled! I planned my perfect ending! And you imbeciles ruined it!

audio;

[terminates]

Did we.

audio;

[ace_of_knaves]

[A pause, then:]

The rock ruined it.

audio;

[terminates]

[ Can you hear that eyebrow going up, Joker? Because it is. ]

The rock.

Re: audio;

[ace_of_knaves]

[He's not sure he wants to explain himself. But, then, no point in protecting a joke that's already dead.]

The island was supposed to sink.

audio;

[terminates]

[ He almost asks how darkness monsters and the Core related to the island sinking, but...decides it's not worth it. ]

Welcome back.

audio;

[ace_of_knaves]

[Hey, the Darkness was an unexpected effect. He didn't know WHAT would happen!]

Get bent.

audio;

[terminates]

Pass.