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[universaljanitor]

Given the rather interesting little bit of art that appeared overnight, I was thinking of getting a group of experts together to go and see what's what.

So, if any of you lot are exp- well, probably not experts. More likely aficionados, given this melting pot of realities - of extraterrestrial sightings, history, or any sort of symbology, really, give me a bit of an example of your work.

[... He's way too excited about this crop circle jellyfish thing, okay]

Ooooh its been ages since I've had something right up my alley. Ha!

Private to the Eleventh Doctor/the TARDIS

Fancy a bit of an adventure? Nothing much ever comes of crop circles, but those magnetic spheres they found seem... promising.

Private to Jack/Rose/Amy

Nothing like a bit of farm art to get back into the spirit of things, hm? [AKA: hi. You're companions. You have no choice but to tag along with him on this silly adventure]

Private to Edriss/Washu

Where you two are from, how often do crop circles actually turn out to mean anything?

Private to Jubilee/Mary/Sheldon

Interested in seeing a proper alien adventure? No little blue box, mind, but she'll probably be there, too.

Comments

[universaljanitor]

[Dean Winchester, you deserve a gold star for that.]

Good thing I'm not the type of person to bring boredom with me. Life of the party, me. Sometimes the cause of the party. There was this one time in France, 1749, just happened into a wine cellar... managed to avoid getting arrested on account of saving the nobleman's daughter from a race of sentient boulders by introducing disco a few centuries ahead of its time...

[Oops. Rambling.]

[mulletrock]

[Dean's not sure what to make of sentient boulders, give him a sec.]

I can't tell if you're certifiable or if your home life's crazier than mine, but if you're responsible for disco dancing you need to be locked away anyway.

Disco is probably the worst thing to happen to music up until S Club 7.

[universaljanitor]

[Just wait until he gets to the alien part of things.]

Probably'd earn that certificate, if you sit down and think about it. [He grins]

Oh, not the worst bit of music humans turned out. Stayin' Alive? Boogie Oogie Oogie? Funky Town?

[mulletrock]

I'm sure you would.

[Dean rolls his eyes at Stayin' Alive and Boogie Oogie Oogie. He's guilty of using Funky Town as a code word when hunts went belly up. So he can't say anything there.]

[universaljanitor]

[He's just sort of grinning, doing his best to look... as innocent as he can manage. Which, really, isn't very innocent at all]

Had to help stop a twenty year traffic jam, once. And keep the people from getting their cars cracked open by giant crabs.

[Yup.]

[mulletrock]

[Nope, he's got nothing. No rebuttal that'll carry this conversation anymore. You win.]

Which loony bin did you escape from?

[universaljanitor]

Got a pass a bit over a month ago, actually.

[....... No, seriously.]

[mulletrock]

Did you dupe the nurse?

[His face suggests you didn't deserve that pass, dude.]

[universaljanitor]

She had a bit of a soft spot.

[And this face is asking why you would ever think that!]

[mulletrock]

Probably a whack job too if she let you wander the streets.

[universaljanitor]

Oh, no need to insult her like that. [His eyebrows raise] It was a sound analysis. Perfectly sane, here. Well, as sane as anyone can be.

[mulletrock]

Could've fooled me.