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[deathknellgrell]

LOST KITTY :(

Answers to the name of "Norio." Last seen in the Newcomer Towers. Got lost after Keigo let him out (BAD KEIGO BAD). V. friendly, likes to be petted. Ordinary humans will think he's just a v. attractive boy; but anyone with spiritual vision will recognise him as a sweet little CAT.

Pls return. I MISS MY KITTY!

:( :( :(

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voice;

[typhlopid]

--Do you mean the young man Norio?

[Text]

[scienceshow]

[Because you SO deserve this after their last conversation.]

...oops.

voice;

[deathknellgrell]

Do you have him? Give him back, he's my PET!

[typhlopid]

[So. Unimpressed.] Nothing about what you just said leads me to believe I would have any reason to give him back to you, were he mine to give, which he is not for several reasons.

[Text]

[deathknellgrell]

OOPS? What do u mean OOPS?????

[deathknellgrell]

Hunh~?

I kept him away from all those awful humans who were trying to do things to him! I found him a place to live, got him flatmates who're completely harmless!

[Text]

[scienceshow]

Well, you see, this cat just wandered up to me, and I was hungry at the time...

[Video]

[asano_san]

I didn't let him out!

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[deathknellgrell]

You DIDN'T!!! D:

[Video]

[deathknellgrell]

Then you must've left the door open, and somebody wandered in and took him!

[Text]

[scienceshow]

Sorry.

He was delicious at least.

[Video]

[asano_san]

Do you think I ever leave the door open?

[typhlopid]

And yet you treat him as a lost kitten, instead of merely saying he is a friend who has disappeared? It defies logic. One could easily assume you are the one he would need rescuing from.

Is there anywhere in particular I ought to start first, if I assist in searching? I have reliable methods of finding others, but I must know where to begin.

[showbizpanache]

He's not a cat. He's a person.

[Video]

[fightswithpurpose]

Have you tried his NV? I would recommend sending him a message apologizing for calling him a cat over the network.

[deathknellgrell]

He's got the soul of a cat.

That's what's important, you know.

[Video]

[deathknellgrell]

Of course I've tried.

But it's not connecting, probably the blackguard who stole him has shut it off.

OOOooooh~! I should have had him chipped!

[Video]

[deathknellgrell]

Er...

[ Point. Grell never uses it! ]

Are you sure he's not in your flat somewhere? Perhaps he's in your room, buried under that enormous pile of clothes!

[deathknellgrell]

He's a human. Of course he's a pet, what else would he be? Does a farmer make friends with his pigs?

[Text]

[deathknellgrell]

WAIT HE"S NOT JUST ANY CAT. He's a catBOY. U didn't eat a catboy did u?????

[Text]

[scienceshow]

Oh darn, and here I thought I had you.

Do I want to know why you were keeping a catBOY as a pet?

[Text]

[deathknellgrell]

WHERE'S MY KITTY?

[Text]

[scienceshow]

How would I know? I haven't been able to leave the house because of fanbrats such as yourself.

[Text]

[deathknellgrell]

U have only urself to blame.

[Text]

[scienceshow]

And how pray tell did you come to THAT conclusion?