sirenspull | third hunt ⇝ video

[When the feed flickers on Dean's figuring out how to angle it right over his shoulders so it's not too close or too far from him when he starts talking. The whole video thing's still new to him, and he's not sure how to turn it off half the time when he's talking to someone on it.

For a split second you get the image of a folded up assless hospital gown, Mary's apartment and the subtle sigils on the wall, then it's on him.

His hair is still wet from a shower and he's in a black t-shirt and jeans, the amulet looks like nothing but a small flicker of gold before he's got the receiver positioned upright.]

For those of you just joinin' us death's not permanent here. [He should've figured that out when it came to his dad but he just figured that it'd take a lot more than a bullet to the brain to kill him. He had to go out swinging.

Dean just looks tired. He's in nowhere near the same amount of pain as he was in before croaking but he's still riding some out. Not as pale but irritated and not doing a very good job of hiding it. He shrugs.] Doesn't mean you should go Berserker but I thought some of you could use the intel.

[Dean's about to turn off the feed when it hits him.] Anyone know what day of the week it is?

[TFW filter. Including all friends. None of the enemies. Screw you Meg, Crowley, Ruby, Zachy, and the rest.]

Sorry I checked out.

I feel like I got hit by a freight train and then Sam got some hoodoo priest to lay some mojo on me.

[Forget that both have sort of happened. He's not gonna go into how literal that metaphor is.]

Anyway, not sure how long I've been gone but at least I'm not some creepy night monster.

[Willow Rosenberg]

How 'bout that beer?

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Hi, Dean. Lonely?

[Okay. Creepy. He's not sure how to feel about some random guy popping in and asking him stuff like that.

Is this spam?]

Who the hell're you?

Ohh, now that's interesting. Haven't you met Castiel?

Yeah, I know Cas.

What're you another demon he's in cahoots with?

No. I'm his brother. Lucifer.

[You might see a flicker of uncertainty cross his face. Yeah, he heard about him being here but so far they'd managed to stay out of each other's way.

He heard about the mess his brother was in with him too. Even if he didn't know the gritty details.

It's hard to look him dead on now. Between him being here and Michael being pals with his mom he'd had about enough of angels period. He barely saw Cas because when it came to the feathery assholes he dealt with on a regular basis he was pretty fed up.]

[It's hard not to start right on with the insults but in the back of his mind he knows better than to go toe to toe with the morningstar himself. If Sam didn't make it out okay what were his chances? He didn't want to do the math.

It's a few minutes more before he realizes he isn't talking.] Someone told me you're the only real threat here. [He's not about to clarify that that person said he was the only real threat to him. Something told him his ego didn't need that kind of stroking.] T'be honest you don't look like much.

I can look like a lot of things, Dean. You're a hunter; you know better than to judge on looks.

Yeah, and I'll take you down just like the rest of the misshapen supernatural pieces of crap I deal with on a regular basis.

You never learn. [So amused. Dean: happier, younger. Perpetually stupid.

Yup, he's a Winchester.]

Funny, could say the same thing about you assholes.

Mmhmm. The vampires...the demons...the mindless evil?

And some of the angels too. The only thing that's different is the size of your egos.

Oh, Dean, [chuckling, shaking his head like he's heard a seven year old call his mother a fuckass] that's not the only thing.

I'm not about to go after you. Not here. Not with your freaky ass family here to back you up.

This isn't home and I'm not gonna go toe to toe with the devil when I know the same rules don't apply here.

[He wants to handle it but there's no point. No one stays dead here and he's not gonna gank Lucifer just to have him come back twice as pissed.]

Think we both know there's a line. I won't cross it if you don't.

My family hates me, so....

[He smiles]

And trust me, the rules here are more in your favor than they ever will be at home.

Trust me when I say I'm not willin' to take your word for it. Stay on your side of the port and I'll stay on mine.

It's all my port. You're free to run if you see me; I won't chase you.

I just resurfaced after squaring away with Death. You don't scare me.

Death is a release, Dean. He shouldn't scare you at all.

[Good to know he'd eventually have to deal with that horseman too. His face sours.]

Not what I meant, but I've been there and back. The only thing the horsemen have goin' for 'em is sweet rides.

[Oh, Dean. Lucifer is smiling like he'd love to pinch your widdle cheeks.]

No wonder you break so fast. I thought Alastair was exaggerating, but no. Look at you. If I breathe on you the wrong way you'll fall apart.

[Dean is white knuckling his phone now. There's some things he can't handle hearing from the mouths of the things he's supposed to kill and what happened in hell is on the top of that list.

He's quiet for a while, face going from cool headed to hot under the collar quicker than he's comfortable with.]

Keep talkin'. I'm gonna send you back downstairs so fast your head'll spin.

"Downstairs"? That's my house, Dean. I'll just come right back up.

Even worse if you end up down there again. Everyone wants a crack at you, now that you've been touched by an angel.

I'll find a way to make sure you don't come back for seconds.

[Ignoring that he knows Lucifer is telling the truth. If he was that belly down scum he'd be wanting to axe the guy that got away too. Hell still haunted him in his sleep. Freebies were bound to piss a few demons off.]

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[Video//Private//Unhackable] this was really hard to tag bc jesus take the wheel was playing.

[Video//Private//Unhackable] THE WORLD WAS TROLLING YOU

[Video//Private//Unhackable] it does this a lot 8(

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[Video//Private//Unhackable] ;__; this thread. thank you bb.

[Video//Private//Unhackable] sob poor Dean T_T

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