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sirenspull2012-02-05 07:59 pm
acemedium) wrote in sirenspull2012-02-05 07:59 pm
Entry tags:
- !: maya fey,
- c: celes chere,
- c: claire bennet,
- c: claire stanfield,
- c: demyx,
- c: elaine belloc,
- c: flonne,
- c: godot (diego armando),
- c: harry osborn,
- c: hiccup,
- c: jade harley,
- c: john watson,
- c: karkat vantas,
- c: kotetsu t. kaburagi,
- c: larry butz,
- c: livio | razlo,
- c: manfred von karma,
- c: miles edgeworth,
- c: nill,
- c: phoenix wright,
- c: ra's al ghul,
- c: replica riku,
- c: seras victoria,
- c: soul eater evans,
- c: tyrell,
- c: undertaker,
- c: xion,
- c: yosuke hanamura
[015 / Video]
[Oh, hey, Siren's Port. Today (or, well, that day that keeps repeating itself, but details) Maya is sitting at a desk, looking news reporter-esque and very serious. This is going to be a very serious feed]
Citizens of Siren's Port, we have a national crisis! Or... city-wise crisis! Port-crisis? ... You get the picture! Anyway, you know that moment when you did something and it feels like you've done it before but you don't remember when? That's called "Dijon View" [That"s "Déjà vu", Maya]
Well, that's what's happening! But worse! Every day is the same day, Thursday! It’s not even Friday! [How terrible. She's saying all this like it's brand new information.]
Anyway, it's obvious what it is! Time goons! The Evil Magistrate’s time goons! This totally happened on this one episode of the Steel Samurai—
[Suddenly, Diego’s cat steps on the NV, thankfully cutting out what otherwise might be a five minute long ramble on said Steel Samurai episode. When it clicks back on:]
--Okay, so what do we do?
1. Don’t panic!!! And don't get depressed and hurt yourself, either [Not to name names or anything] Everything will be okay! We just need to defeat the time goons!
2. Investigate anyone that looks goon-y thoroughly! Remember, time goons are sneaky and try to blend into society, so make sure you check them really closely! Except for Mr. Asch. He’s definitely not one, despite how he looks.
3. When you find a goon, give 'em a Samurai Chop! That'll stop them in their tracks.
4. Be sneaky around the locals! They don’t know about the time thingy, so they might get suspicious and think you’re a goon if you talk about how it’s not Thursday anymore!
5. If you find a time machine, chances are a vile agent has already used it to go back in time– oh wait, I’m thinking of the wrong thing.
6. Um, I don't have a six, but the list looks better like this.
Anyway, the point is! Stay calm! Don’t do crazy stuff! Once we beat all the time goons and stop the Evil Magistrate's devious plans, time will go back to normal and the Dijon View's gonna disappear too!
[Maya's about to click off the feed, but suddenly a final, profound thought comes to her:]
... And under no circumstances should anyone sing "Let's Do the Time Warp Again!"
Citizens of Siren's Port, we have a national crisis! Or... city-wise crisis! Port-crisis? ... You get the picture! Anyway, you know that moment when you did something and it feels like you've done it before but you don't remember when? That's called "Dijon View" [That"s "Déjà vu", Maya]
Well, that's what's happening! But worse! Every day is the same day, Thursday! It’s not even Friday! [How terrible. She's saying all this like it's brand new information.]
Anyway, it's obvious what it is! Time goons! The Evil Magistrate’s time goons! This totally happened on this one episode of the Steel Samurai—
[Suddenly, Diego’s cat steps on the NV, thankfully cutting out what otherwise might be a five minute long ramble on said Steel Samurai episode. When it clicks back on:]
--Okay, so what do we do?
1. Don’t panic!!! And don't get depressed and hurt yourself, either [Not to name names or anything] Everything will be okay! We just need to defeat the time goons!
2. Investigate anyone that looks goon-y thoroughly! Remember, time goons are sneaky and try to blend into society, so make sure you check them really closely! Except for Mr. Asch. He’s definitely not one, despite how he looks.
3. When you find a goon, give 'em a Samurai Chop! That'll stop them in their tracks.
4. Be sneaky around the locals! They don’t know about the time thingy, so they might get suspicious and think you’re a goon if you talk about how it’s not Thursday anymore!
5. If you find a time machine, chances are a vile agent has already used it to go back in time– oh wait, I’m thinking of the wrong thing.
6. Um, I don't have a six, but the list looks better like this.
Anyway, the point is! Stay calm! Don’t do crazy stuff! Once we beat all the time goons and stop the Evil Magistrate's devious plans, time will go back to normal and the Dijon View's gonna disappear too!
[Maya's about to click off the feed, but suddenly a final, profound thought comes to her:]
... And under no circumstances should anyone sing "Let's Do the Time Warp Again!"
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his robot is pretty lame though ]
Hmmmmmmm. Ah, question, about the list!
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[.. How can he mess up the robot it's supposed to be a stiff dance]
Okay! I'm feeling generous, so go ahead and ask it!
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G- Generous...? Okay- Maya! What is a 'Samurai Chop'? Sounds like you need a sword for it, nnnnnot such a great idea to tell citizens to arm themselves...
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Oh, no! You can use your hand too. [She demonstrates. You know, because he wouldn't know how to karate chop without her showing him]
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staring hard
well that looked... ineffectual ]
That's it?
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... Come on, Mr. Kotetsu, put a little heart into it!