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[crowsicle]

[Though usually talkative, Davesprite only has two lines to post today.]

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

[[OOC: Permissions post here for those who want to opt into his typing quirk. Otherwise I reply with plain Courier.]]

Comments

[crowsicle]

like someone went jack noir on my ass

[prankmaster]

so nothing out of the ordinary?

[prankmaster]

i am kidding.
they haven't figured out a way to cure it, huh...
besides what that one guy said.

[crowsicle]

what guy
actually
not sure i care unless the answer is kill me

[prankmaster]

some gruff looking guy.
he said people were most likely feeling even more sick because they felt guilt?
so stop feeling guilty!!!

[crowsicle]

the fuck
whats that supposed to mean
it doesnt even make sense
this is a hospital not a confession box

[prankmaster]

dude, i've been with you for a year.
i think i can safely assume whatever it is you're feeling guilty about at any point in time.
so don't.

[crowsicle]

goddammit john
this is ridiculous people dont literally die of shame
they dont even get contrition sniffles
that is not even close to being a thing that happens
also fuck off
im fine
even if it was a thing

[prankmaster]

if you're fine, then why are you stuck in a hospital?

[crowsicle]

because bro is watching me
like a hawk fucked a laser eye correction facility and had an ironic shinobi baby
genetically locked onto the color orange
and the baby is bro

[prankmaster]

that is single-handedly one of your worst metaphors yet.
what even.