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I feel as if I'm the only one in this city that isn't sick. I chalk this up to my copious hand-washing and genetically engineered immune system.

[Sheldon sounds pretty okay, all things considered. He doesn't really do guilt. Or anything except basic incredulity. So he's chilling like a villain in his new Sector Two apartment.]

I've been working on calculating the spread of the illness from Ground Zero. Anyone who wishes to contribute can text me whatever they discover. Don't come see me in person. I am not going to run out of hand sanitizer because people want to be friendly. Or sociable.

I don't want your cooties.

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It seems to have started in sector four -- as to what started it, I haven't been told yet. I'm still sifting through massive amounts of information collected. Once I do figure it out, I'll make an announcement.

[There's a small laugh.] Better hurry. By the time something is explained, it's usually too late. [At least that's how it goes in the movies.]

Thank you, George Lucas. I'll be certain to include that right next to 'I have a bad feeling about this' in most prophetic lines of all time.

Eh, that guy's a hack. Besides, that line is said in every one of his movies.

The prequels were horrendous, but I wouldn't call him a hack.

Why not? It seems an appropriate response from a bitter writer don't you think? [And actually, Alan's words have been nothing more than sarcasm in regards to what has been said.] You're right though; even I wanted to own a real lightsaber growing up so the man did his job of captivating the audience.

I haven't even seen the prequels.

Owning a real lightsaber is impossible.

[With the air of someone who has... tried to make one.]

The third one was terrible. The first two were adequate.

Imagine the disappointment from dozens of children when they come to realize that it's impossible.

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