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sirenspull2012-05-16 10:57 pm
cracked_container) wrote in sirenspull2012-05-16 10:57 pm
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001 ☩ Accidental Video ☩ Around 3PM
[Just because Frau had worked late doesn’t mean he should sleep all day. Honestly. Though Teito had been quiet, and understanding even, at first... finding pornmagazines in the cabinets with the food, in the ones with the pots and pans, under the couch, between the cushions, on top of the TV, beneath the sink in the bathroom, on the back of the toilet...
Well that had been enough to have him bustling through the apartment with a single-minded determination, stalking his prey and herding it into the dubious coral of the coffee table in the living room. Piles and piles of the trash stacked in precarious mountains as he gave each room a thorough sweep.
Unbeknownst to the young man, however, a certain tabby colored monster hand managed to get a hold of an NV, so here, have a nice view of Teito, his white button up untucked, streaked slightly with dust and sleeves rolled to his elbows, as he slams yet another cache onto one of the stacks with a scowl then reaches up to swipe his wrist over his brow to catch the sweat. It was time to wake that idiot up.]
Aren’t you awake yet you perverted Bishop? You take too long and I’m gonna burn all your porn!
[Frau is suddenly there in the image, a little rumbled from sleep, but wide awake considering the burning fury in his eyes. He stomps over to the pile and Teito.]
Take your hands off of those or I’ll hang you from the hook in my bathroom you damn brat!
[Oh, he is spinning right around to face the man, glaring all the while.]
So? I’ll just break the door! And why so much of this crap? I don’t know what one person--Ahh! [The sudden shock of a faceful of cold, lime green slime splattering on him pulls him up short with a howl. He jumps back, the blue-white light of zaiphon sparking across his fingertips with one hand as he scoops the slime away from his eyes with the other.]
What was that?!
[Frau’s jaw drops open in shock when there is suddenly a rain of half solid half liquid goo from he has no idea where. He blinks for a moment, totally unsure what the hell just happened. Honestly, he really wants to laugh. Laugh hysterically. So he does while still trying to answer the kid.]
Not my doing, and not my fault, so I don’t know what it is. Eaagh!
[ Frau found himself also covered in slime, the goop dripping off of his hair and into his face as he just stands there, unable to respond. What. The. Hell?!]
What did you do?!
[Oh, it is definitely Teito’s turn to point and laugh at that, because no matter how big a guy you are, you’re just funny looking with blond spikes sticking out of green sludge.]
Ahaha! I didn’t do anything either! So I don’t know whe--aaaa!
[Another wave of the gooey mess dumps over Teito’s head and this time he actually raises his hand, in an almost successful attempt to create a sloppy zaiphon shield, sending part of it flying off in all directions around him.] Frau!
[Frau ducks as the spray flies toward him and glares at Teito some more.]
I don’t know how th- [Splat. Twitch. Twitch.]
How this could not be your fault! Nothing like this ever happened in here before you showed up!
[Okay, ew. He’s pretty sure that the slime is now dripping down under his coat since he doesn’t have a shirt on. Gross. Just gross.]
Hey! You can’t blame me for this strange place! I don--
[Wait. Just... wait one second. They keep saying that and more of that goop goes everywhere. He doesn’t know how that could possibly be, but if that’s the case... he steps over to lean over the porn-covered table.]
I think...I know why that’s happening. We keep saying I then don’t, then um... know all together and weird green stuff appears.
[Huh. Really? Frau eyes Teito a bit skeptically, unsure if the kid’s thinking is right. It’s certainly possible, but Frau would like proof. And he knows just the way to get it.]
Why the hell would someone want to do that?
[What a stupid question! He just got here a few days ago!]
I don’t know!
[Aaand there it hits again. And splatters. All over the piles of porn. Good job.]
[Being as oblivious as always, Frau doesn’t even notice where most of that slime ended up. He is just pleased with himself over getting Teito slimed again, which in his mind is a major victory.]
Huh. Guess you’re right.
[Did Frau say that rather cocky? Yes, yes he did.]
[It’s okay. Teito knows how to fix that.]
Guess it ruined all the porn for me. Hey Frau... do you suppose this is more like God’s punishment, or Castor’s?
[Good thing Teito’s good at running, because with a question like that he’s smart enough to make a sudden lunge for the door. Because that pile? Almost all of Frau’s collection.]
[It didn’t. Nooo. It couldn’t have. Oh god it had. The slime had landed right on the piles Teito had made and there is a very good chance that every one of Frau’s precious magazines is ruined. Frau is so going to kill the kid. He’s so pissed off about the porn that he almost misses Teito’s question. Unfortunately for Teito, he doesn’t miss it completely. Not like it would matter. Frau is pissed enough about the porn alone.]
I’m going to kill you! This is all your fault, you damn brat! If you hadn’t gone searching for them they’d still be fine! Come here!
[Frau launches himself after Teito, determined to make his apprentice pay for the destruction he has caused. Because Frau knows the kid stood there on purpose.
Just as Frau disappears off screen, there’s a flicker of tan as Tolly wanders in. She begins batting at the slime pooled on the ground before curling up to roll in it. Because slime? Slime is awesome. After meowing happily and making her way through the pile once more, she wanders away, leaving green paw prints in her wake.
Frau is so going to need a professional cleaning crew in his apartment after this.]
~*~*~
[ooc: Teito is green & Frau is blue. Either or both may answer, but if you want one of them specifically, just note in the subject~!]
Well that had been enough to have him bustling through the apartment with a single-minded determination, stalking his prey and herding it into the dubious coral of the coffee table in the living room. Piles and piles of the trash stacked in precarious mountains as he gave each room a thorough sweep.
Unbeknownst to the young man, however, a certain tabby colored monster hand managed to get a hold of an NV, so here, have a nice view of Teito, his white button up untucked, streaked slightly with dust and sleeves rolled to his elbows, as he slams yet another cache onto one of the stacks with a scowl then reaches up to swipe his wrist over his brow to catch the sweat. It was time to wake that idiot up.]
Aren’t you awake yet you perverted Bishop? You take too long and I’m gonna burn all your porn!
[Frau is suddenly there in the image, a little rumbled from sleep, but wide awake considering the burning fury in his eyes. He stomps over to the pile and Teito.]
Take your hands off of those or I’ll hang you from the hook in my bathroom you damn brat!
[Oh, he is spinning right around to face the man, glaring all the while.]
So? I’ll just break the door! And why so much of this crap? I don’t know what one person--Ahh! [The sudden shock of a faceful of cold, lime green slime splattering on him pulls him up short with a howl. He jumps back, the blue-white light of zaiphon sparking across his fingertips with one hand as he scoops the slime away from his eyes with the other.]
What was that?!
[Frau’s jaw drops open in shock when there is suddenly a rain of half solid half liquid goo from he has no idea where. He blinks for a moment, totally unsure what the hell just happened. Honestly, he really wants to laugh. Laugh hysterically. So he does while still trying to answer the kid.]
Not my doing, and not my fault, so I don’t know what it is. Eaagh!
[ Frau found himself also covered in slime, the goop dripping off of his hair and into his face as he just stands there, unable to respond. What. The. Hell?!]
What did you do?!
[Oh, it is definitely Teito’s turn to point and laugh at that, because no matter how big a guy you are, you’re just funny looking with blond spikes sticking out of green sludge.]
Ahaha! I didn’t do anything either! So I don’t know whe--aaaa!
[Another wave of the gooey mess dumps over Teito’s head and this time he actually raises his hand, in an almost successful attempt to create a sloppy zaiphon shield, sending part of it flying off in all directions around him.] Frau!
[Frau ducks as the spray flies toward him and glares at Teito some more.]
I don’t know how th- [Splat. Twitch. Twitch.]
How this could not be your fault! Nothing like this ever happened in here before you showed up!
[Okay, ew. He’s pretty sure that the slime is now dripping down under his coat since he doesn’t have a shirt on. Gross. Just gross.]
Hey! You can’t blame me for this strange place! I don--
[Wait. Just... wait one second. They keep saying that and more of that goop goes everywhere. He doesn’t know how that could possibly be, but if that’s the case... he steps over to lean over the porn-covered table.]
I think...I know why that’s happening. We keep saying I then don’t, then um... know all together and weird green stuff appears.
[Huh. Really? Frau eyes Teito a bit skeptically, unsure if the kid’s thinking is right. It’s certainly possible, but Frau would like proof. And he knows just the way to get it.]
Why the hell would someone want to do that?
[What a stupid question! He just got here a few days ago!]
I don’t know!
[Aaand there it hits again. And splatters. All over the piles of porn. Good job.]
[Being as oblivious as always, Frau doesn’t even notice where most of that slime ended up. He is just pleased with himself over getting Teito slimed again, which in his mind is a major victory.]
Huh. Guess you’re right.
[Did Frau say that rather cocky? Yes, yes he did.]
[It’s okay. Teito knows how to fix that.]
Guess it ruined all the porn for me. Hey Frau... do you suppose this is more like God’s punishment, or Castor’s?
[Good thing Teito’s good at running, because with a question like that he’s smart enough to make a sudden lunge for the door. Because that pile? Almost all of Frau’s collection.]
[It didn’t. Nooo. It couldn’t have. Oh god it had. The slime had landed right on the piles Teito had made and there is a very good chance that every one of Frau’s precious magazines is ruined. Frau is so going to kill the kid. He’s so pissed off about the porn that he almost misses Teito’s question. Unfortunately for Teito, he doesn’t miss it completely. Not like it would matter. Frau is pissed enough about the porn alone.]
I’m going to kill you! This is all your fault, you damn brat! If you hadn’t gone searching for them they’d still be fine! Come here!
[Frau launches himself after Teito, determined to make his apprentice pay for the destruction he has caused. Because Frau knows the kid stood there on purpose.
Just as Frau disappears off screen, there’s a flicker of tan as Tolly wanders in. She begins batting at the slime pooled on the ground before curling up to roll in it. Because slime? Slime is awesome. After meowing happily and making her way through the pile once more, she wanders away, leaving green paw prints in her wake.
Frau is so going to need a professional cleaning crew in his apartment after this.]
~*~*~
[ooc: Teito is green & Frau is blue. Either or both may answer, but if you want one of them specifically, just note in the subject~!]
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And somehow, nothing of value has been lost.
Video - Once Frau's back from chasing Teito down
[He looks even worse than before. Covered in slime, hair spiked up and clumped, and generally out of sorts from yelling and running. Probably dodging some zaiphon too.]
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That's true - though now I have to go back and clean the mess.
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This is true. I don't think a bishop should have that much of that trash.
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...do you know why that was happening, though? Or what it's from? Frau made it sound like an unusual occurrence.
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What's unusual for this place is relative, though I'll grant I haven't seen this happen before. [Thoughtful pause.] Though considering the nature of it, I wouldn't be surprised if Loki were responsible.
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...What's a Loki?
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He's a trickster god that's here. Does this sort of thing sometimes.
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Oh... more of that, huh? He just sighs in supreme exasperation.]
A god, hm? Why can't gods be less difficult? It's beginning to get bothersome.