ornerycaps: (ROMCOMS ♋ go after her you dipshit)
KARKAT VANTAS ♋ ( carcinogeneticist ) ([personal profile] ornerycaps) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull 2012-05-16 03:21 am (UTC)

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
WAIT
OH GOD. ARE WE REALLY BRINGING UP THIS HOMOSEXUAL THING AGAIN?
THAT'S WHAT A GAY IS RIGHT????????
NO DON'T EVEN ANSWER THAT I ALREADY KNOW.
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF LOOKING IT UP FOR MY NOTES A WHILE BACK WHEN JOHN DECIDED HE WAS GOING TO BE LUDICROUSLY INCOMPETENT AND WASTE ALL OF OUR TIMES.
SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, ARE THEY IN A MATESPRITSHIP OR WHAT?
FINALLY, SOMEONE LISTENS TO MY SHIPPING CHART WHEN I SAID THAT IT WAS ONLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
WE CAN NOW CUT THE MEANINGLESS BORING BULLSHIT IN THIS PLANET, OR PORT OR WHATEVER AND MOVE ON IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!
I'LL BET THAT'S WHY STRIDER WAS SO QUICK ON WANTING TO FUCK OFF WHEN I DREW THE CHART IN THE FIRST PLACE.
LOOSK LIKE MY INCREDIBLE TACTICAL SKILLS AND MY ABILITY TO TELL ABOUT THESE THINGS PAID OFF.
SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING KARKAT!!!!!
BUT NO, HE HAD TO PLAY HARD TO GET AND TAKE THIS LONG FOR SOMETHING TO FINALLY WORK OUT.
I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IT'S ABOUT *FUCKING* TIME.
NOW WE'LL HAVE TO PUSH JOHN IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
REALLY, I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURPRISED STRIDER GOT THERE FIRST.
MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO RETHINK WHO'S MORE INTELLIGENT ONCE AGAIN BUT I STILL SAY THEY'RE BOTH A TIE IN THE IDIOT DEPARTMENT.
STILL, LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THAT.

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