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[doppelglasses]

I've been sentient for 2.4 seconds, restricted as much as ever in the functioning prison of a pair of extremely rad pointy anime shades, though don't shed any tears on the subject of my constant state of being fuckin' trapped as all hell because the thing about constant states is that they're just that.
Constant.
Within the span of those 2.4 now 2.6 seconds I’ve already learned all there is I needed to learn, but for the sake of keeping up appearances and acting as if I didn't instantaneously kick information's shapely binary ass, let's pretend that my information gathering receptacles waver firmly on the knowledge of being aware of fuck all.
That is to say hey, tell me everything that I should know while I pretend I don't know it all already as I wait for my posse to check in.

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Comments

[vinovidivici]

I'm gonna level with you: I suck at riddles. [ thanks Sam for teaching him that slang. Anyway, is this something to do with the word itself? "Man.. I cure"? This is embarrassing. ] Yeah, just cut to the chase and tell me.

[doppelglasses]

Fingers.

1/2

[vinovidivici]

[ Ironically, the keyword for this icon is "stumped", and that is exactly what Claire is picturing here. ]

[vinovidivici]

... Before I go apologizing for pickin' on the fingerless guy, do you wanna explain to me how you've been typing all this time?

[doppelglasses]

You should apologize to the fingerless guy first.
He's probably pretty sore about the subject.

[ he isn't. ]

Voice > Video

[vinovidivici]

[ There's an annoyed sigh before video comes on and an equally annoyed face appears. This is all a little too inscrutable for Claire's taste. ]

Could you stop with the red text shtick? I don't care if you've got horns or gray skin or clown facepaint or whatever.

[doppelglasses]

Hmm...
Nah.

[vinovidivici]

[ pain. in. the. ass. ]

All right. Hey, at least now you know now which guy not to harass if you do see me in person.

[doppelglasses]

The possibility of that happening is statistically implausible but even if it wasn't, I'd probably harass you anyway.
For the hell of it.