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[doppelglasses]

I've been sentient for 2.4 seconds, restricted as much as ever in the functioning prison of a pair of extremely rad pointy anime shades, though don't shed any tears on the subject of my constant state of being fuckin' trapped as all hell because the thing about constant states is that they're just that.
Constant.
Within the span of those 2.4 now 2.6 seconds I’ve already learned all there is I needed to learn, but for the sake of keeping up appearances and acting as if I didn't instantaneously kick information's shapely binary ass, let's pretend that my information gathering receptacles waver firmly on the knowledge of being aware of fuck all.
That is to say hey, tell me everything that I should know while I pretend I don't know it all already as I wait for my posse to check in.

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never let it be said a guys glasses dont know him

[doppelglasses]

If I weren't you, I wouldn't buy any of this asinine bullshit straight out of an episode of the Twilight Zone.
But hey, look at that, I am you and along with being you I'm also this big artificial sack of knowledge all wrapped up tight like the joints of a strifebot ready to break a few heads.
And in being both you and a hyped-up calculator I can tell when you're feeding me steaming bullshit and when you ain't.
So you dropped the universe comment because neither of them are from ours.
It's patently obvious to anyone sightfeeding their optical intake lenses that he isn't from our point in time, what with having been 400 years our senior and the face I've become acquainted to is sprightly as hell.
Either bro here has cracked the youth code or he isn't 400 years old.
Fancy that.