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[manipuleights]

Okay, so, 8esides most of you 8eing a HUGE disappointment, I really figured Earth was going to 8e at least a little more eventful than this.
And then the cool stuff that actually DOES happen, everyone goes running inside!
Clearly no one here really knows how to have fun.
Well, you've all just stum8led upon the 8iggest amount of luck, I can't even explain how jealous I am.
I happen to know a lot of good ways to have fun.
I know what you're thinking, 8ut don't worry, the amount of physical pain involved is totally up to you! And how fast you can run, I guess.
8ut you shouldn't 8e running anyway. That's not how you hunt monters. Duh!
Man, I almost wish there was a me to help myself out with this 8oredom.
I guess I'll just have to stick to helping you all out. I just keep giving and giving and giving!
I'm not even sure you're ready for this much generosity.

[ Okay, so, besides most of you being a HUGE disappointment, I really figured Earth was going to be at least a little more eventful than this.
And then the cool stuff that actually DOES happen, everyone goes running inside!
Clearly no one here really knows how to have fun.
Well, you've all just stumbled upon the biggest amount of luck, I can't even explain how jealous I am.
I happen to know a lot of good ways to have fun.
I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, the amount of physical pain involved is totally up to you! And how fast you can run, I guess.
but you shouldn't be running anyway. That's not how you hunt monters. Duh!
Man, I almost wish there was a me to help myself out with this boredom.
I guess I'll just have to stick to helping you all out. I just keep giving and giving and giving!
I'm not even sure you're ready for this much generosity. ]

Comments

[vestalvogue]

I Did Not Assume I Was Invited Or Presume That You Would Want Me To Come
I Am Not Even Sure I Would Want To Because It Sounds Like You Are Going To Attempt To Do Something Dangerous And My Only Contribution To That Would Be To Try And Advise You Not To Do It Only To Be Subsequently Disregarded

[manipuleights]

Well, now you'll never know if I thought you were good or competent enough!
8ecause some8ody had to go and totally kill my excitement.
I wonder who that is.

[vestalvogue]

I Am Going To Make A Daring Guess And Put Forth Myself
I Am The Fun Slayer

[manipuleights]

That's not a title you should 8e proud of!

[vestalvogue]

Nevertheless I Accept That It Is My Role And That I Must Do That Job Diligently

[manipuleights]

I think you should take a 8r8k for once.
I mean, 8eing that much of a 8uzzkill must get 8oring.
Having no one want to spend time you. Wow, that must suck!

[vestalvogue]

Yes It Must
What Kind Of Break Would You Suggest Then Since We Are Entertaining The Possibility Of My Doing That

[manipuleights]

T8king out your chainsaw and doing something useful with it.

[vestalvogue]

Hmm That Is Not A Bad Idea
I Have Let My Talent For Landscaping Fall To The Wayside Lately

[manipuleights]

How a8out you landscape some f8ces instead?

[vestalvogue]

Why Vriska
Whyever Would I Want To Do That
Particularly All By Myself
Unless We Are Talking About Gamzee In Which Case I Already Have Plans To Hack Him In Two So It Is No Huge Matter To Tack On Landscaping His Face

[manipuleights]

Okay, how a8out we play a game.
Not any dum8 shit like SGRU8, 8ut something a lot easier to get into.
Let's call it "pretend everything looks like a stupid clown"?

[vestalvogue]

No I Dont Think That Would Work
I Would Know It Was Not Actually The Same Thing At All
I Appreciate You Trying To Rouse My Enthusiasm But This Is Just Not Doing It For Me
Maybe We Could Dispense With The Game For A Moment And You Could Pretend I Dont Need To Be Coaxed And Just Ask

[manipuleights]

I would ask you, may8e, if you hadn't already shot down my idea 8efore you even heard any of the det8ils!