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sirenspull2012-05-13 10:15 pm
manipuleights) wrote in sirenspull2012-05-13 10:15 pm
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Okay, so, 8esides most of you 8eing a HUGE disappointment, I really figured Earth was going to 8e at least a little more eventful than this.
And then the cool stuff that actually DOES happen, everyone goes running inside!
Clearly no one here really knows how to have fun.
Well, you've all just stum8led upon the 8iggest amount of luck, I can't even explain how jealous I am.
I happen to know a lot of good ways to have fun.
I know what you're thinking, 8ut don't worry, the amount of physical pain involved is totally up to you! And how fast you can run, I guess.
8ut you shouldn't 8e running anyway. That's not how you hunt monters. Duh!
Man, I almost wish there was a me to help myself out with this 8oredom.
I guess I'll just have to stick to helping you all out. I just keep giving and giving and giving!
I'm not even sure you're ready for this much generosity.
[ Okay, so, besides most of you being a HUGE disappointment, I really figured Earth was going to be at least a little more eventful than this.
And then the cool stuff that actually DOES happen, everyone goes running inside!
Clearly no one here really knows how to have fun.
Well, you've all just stumbled upon the biggest amount of luck, I can't even explain how jealous I am.
I happen to know a lot of good ways to have fun.
I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, the amount of physical pain involved is totally up to you! And how fast you can run, I guess.
but you shouldn't be running anyway. That's not how you hunt monters. Duh!
Man, I almost wish there was a me to help myself out with this boredom.
I guess I'll just have to stick to helping you all out. I just keep giving and giving and giving!
I'm not even sure you're ready for this much generosity. ]
And then the cool stuff that actually DOES happen, everyone goes running inside!
Clearly no one here really knows how to have fun.
Well, you've all just stum8led upon the 8iggest amount of luck, I can't even explain how jealous I am.
I happen to know a lot of good ways to have fun.
I know what you're thinking, 8ut don't worry, the amount of physical pain involved is totally up to you! And how fast you can run, I guess.
8ut you shouldn't 8e running anyway. That's not how you hunt monters. Duh!
Man, I almost wish there was a me to help myself out with this 8oredom.
I guess I'll just have to stick to helping you all out. I just keep giving and giving and giving!
I'm not even sure you're ready for this much generosity.
[ Okay, so, besides most of you being a HUGE disappointment, I really figured Earth was going to be at least a little more eventful than this.
And then the cool stuff that actually DOES happen, everyone goes running inside!
Clearly no one here really knows how to have fun.
Well, you've all just stumbled upon the biggest amount of luck, I can't even explain how jealous I am.
I happen to know a lot of good ways to have fun.
I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, the amount of physical pain involved is totally up to you! And how fast you can run, I guess.
but you shouldn't be running anyway. That's not how you hunt monters. Duh!
Man, I almost wish there was a me to help myself out with this boredom.
I guess I'll just have to stick to helping you all out. I just keep giving and giving and giving!
I'm not even sure you're ready for this much generosity. ]
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my wrongs righted like im a prison hardened criminal just released on account of good behavior
got my filthy wifebeater on and im ready to handle any and all adventures in unforgiving monster killing with certain spiderbroads
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8ut I appreci8 the attempt regardless.
So, what have you 8een killing????????
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my specialty is the monster moose
those bastards are straight up afraid of me
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What are those?
text -> video
let me introduce you to the one
the only
bullwinkle
[ and after a second the camera clicks on, swiveling as Dave turns to face the monster moose head mounted on his wall. it's basically just a moose. only. demonic or something. and also obviously stuffed by an amateur, so it looks a little lumpy, but at least he managed to preserve the evil snarling facial expression pretty well. ]
video;
Stares. ]
Oh my god.
video;
Oh your god is right, Spiderbroad. Those things just run wild out there, just waiting to be ripped open and gutted and filled with chemicals and stuffing.
video;
video;
video; omg i thought i tagged this