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[theorizes]

[The NV does not show a person. Instead, he sends out a text. Because Skyping is for people who have achieved the first three tiers of friendship.

He's also rather freaked out by the Darkness and doesn't particularly want to show it on video feed, so he's just going to sit in his new starter apartment and pretend everything is perfectly normal and Leonard is going to come get him, thank you very much.]

I have been told by one [1] so-called expert in the field that I have been brought to an alternate dimension. As this is both ridiculous and impossible as I have not discovered it yet, I am waiting for an explanation that is both reasonable and able to be proven.

Until then, I will be waiting within this house of the American past-time, attempting to find a train station to return me to Pasadena.

Should they be within this "alternate dimension Canada", I require the presence of one [1] Leonard Hofstadter, provided he is not off wasting his time entertaining the company of two [2] scientists by the names of Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz or one [1] Cheesecake Factory waitress that lacks the education to know this is a ridiculous hallucination by the name of Penny.

By the terms of our friendship agreements, they need to be within this baseball diamond.

Now.

[And then, just as this text is sent out, another one follows it, from the same feed number.]

Amy, if you can read this, call me. Please.

I need to speak with you immediately.

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[Text] Wow, what was I on in that last tag? :x

[scienceshow]

Some are. A few newcomers also assist them as far as I know. I suppose they're not good for anything else.

[Text] the same thing i have been on this entire post?

[theorizes]

And what, exactly, is your area of expertise?

[Video] ...good shit, man. 8|

[scienceshow]

Biology, engineering, the spiritual mechanics of my own world... I suppose those would be my main areas, though there is very little in the realm of science I have not touched.

[He held up what he was working on; it looked nothing more than a large cylinder, with some components barely visible to the NV camera.]

Right now I am merely fixing one of the spiritual dampener we have around the house so we don't crush the neighbors. It malfunctioned while I was... indisposed.

[Text] true. dat.

[theorizes]

[ ... huh. ]

Spiritual dampener?

[Text]

[scienceshow]

Indeed.

[Hold on, need to solder off this...]

At any given point, there are at least three individuals of exceptionally high spiritual power in this house. Even if we keep the spiritual pressure we exert down, it still would not be enough to not have a significant impact on the neighbors, not to mention the integrity of their houses.

Therefore, we need these to keep that from happening.

[Text]

[theorizes]

[ ... ]

Define spiritual power.

[Video]

[scienceshow]

[Szayel gave the text on the NV a bland look.]

Hm... you must be from one of those mundane worlds.

Very well; spiritual power, or reiryoku, is the amount of energy that one is capable of storing within themselves. And before you can ask, spiritual pressure, or reiatsu, is the pressure that spiritual power exerts.

[Text]

[theorizes]

So it's an invisible force that no one else can see but you.

Convenient.

[Video]

[scienceshow]

[EYEROLL.]

Where in my statement was the world 'invisible' mentioned? Kindly pay attention.

Generally, reiryoku is not something you see unless you are specifically looking for it, or the individual is forcing it to be seen. Reiatsu, however, cannot be seen; it can, however, be felt.

[Text]

[theorizes]

I presume only specific people can feel it.

[This is sounding like some Ghost Hunters bullshit.]

[Video]

[scienceshow]

[Again, EYEROLL.]

Would I be able to feel it if you tried to press a weight from your world against my head? Of course, the same is true for spiritual pressure.