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Wow, what the hell was that? Right from one daymare to the next.
Just when I was getting all fired up, too!
Don't think this gets you off the hook, Pupa. You totally agreed to do this with me! We're not taking any 8ackseats to anyone!!!!!!!!
And what happened to that orange guy, anyway?
I haven't seen him in a while and it's kind of REALLY worrying...
8ut I'm tired of getting jerked around, here! I'm getting pushed to the side and this used to 8e my show. MY call!
I'm sick of 8eing dead and 8ored and totally useless and una8le to influence anything!
...Come on, I must 8e talking to someone.
Why else would I have found this cool-looking computer?
Helloooooooo?
I know this has to be SOMEONE'S dream 8u88le. A pretty 8oring one, too.

[ Wow, what the hell was that? Right from one daymare to the next.
Just when I was getting all fired up, too!
Don't think this gets you off the hook, Pupa. You totally agreed to do this with me! We're not taking any backseats to anyone!!!!!!!!
And what happened to that orange guy, anyway?
I haven't seen him in a while and it's kind of REALLY worrying...
but I'm tired of getting jerked around, here! I'm getting pushed to the side and this used to be my show. MY call!
I'm sick of being dead and bored and totally useless and unable to influence anything!
...Come on, I must be talking to someone.
Why else would I have found this cool-looking computer?
Helloooooooo?
I know this has to be SOMEONE'S dream bubble. A pretty boring one, too. ]

(( OOC; Vriska is back--reset and canon updated, so she has no idea she was here before! Also, as per usual, if you have trouble reading her font and/or quirk, just let me know and I will not tag you with it.))

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Hey, it's not MY fault you never made it on your own.
And may8e some of us did face death against our own will?
Get over yourself!
What 8etter reason is there than to 8e the 8est?

jokes on you i did make it on my own
one of me
and it sure wasnt for a cocked up reason like that
that reason is choking on so many dongs at once it cant even make enough spit to lubricate

So what, you're the failed version? Sucks to 8e you!
May8e you should take wall those dongs, whatever they are, out of your mouth and prepare to 8e schoolfed some truths!
First of all, I totally kicked ass at that whole game, so I really don't know what you think you can teach me.
And secondly, I'm already way over all that. I mean, it was like nearly half a sweep ago that everything happened. It's not like I haven't had 8etter things do to in my mindless wanderings throughout the different dream 8u88les than try to contempl8 all the wrongs against people I committed in session. That would be stupid!

oh jesus
half a sweep
im not like a floating encyclopedia of troll chronolinguistic terms and look dont tell me i could honestly not give less of a shit
like a reverse fart is all the shits i give
but dont tell me youre a future troll on top of being a bitch troll and a murder troll
its like someone decided to throw a huge future party but instead of hosting it in you know the future or something
they threw all the chicks in their tube tops and future skirts in the iced over pisspond that is canada

What did you shove so far up your nook, anyway? It sounds like it's practically coming out your wind hole.
Why so cranky, 8ird8reath?
Though, if you keep flattering me like this, I might just have to take you seriously for the first time in this whole convers8tion.

fuck me i forgot about your crazy dark quarters or whatever
scratch that dont fuck me
dont come near me
that was not flattery or flirtation that was just a stone sober hate plate that i done served
you killed john once and thats really all there is to say on the matter

Hahahahahahahaha!
Don't flatter yourself! I'm way out of your league.
Like, we're talking the thousands and thousands of sweeps it would take for Karkat to learn no one gives a crap a8out his stupid memos.
I'm that out of your reach!

believe me if i was even thinking of reaching for you id immediately slice my own hands off
dont even need the change itd take to call a surgeon
id just take my sword in my teeth like the baddest of animes and nip those fuckers in the bud
though who knows with magical sprite science theyd probably grow back
in my dream i am the starfish
its me

You'd 8e one weird freak of nature to 8e part human, part 8ird, and part starfish.
8ut if you want to make your dream reality, I'd 8e MORE than happy to help you!
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[ LET'S CUT YOUR ARM OFF. ]

been there
done that
took the picture
we dont do remedial lessons for sprite anatomy here
youre just going to have take the short bus back off campus with all the other special dribbling washouts

I get it!
You're an amazing wisp, a w8ste of space, a smidgen of your former glory.
Do you want me to cry for you?
You can't 8elieve the tears I'm holding in right now! It's almost too much to handle.
Aaaaaaaalmost.

aw honey dont cry for me
i think youve got enough tragedy in your life just being some psycho troll girl who thinks typing with 8s like avril lavigne is still relevant

So far the 8iggest tragedy I've had is 8eing forced to deal with you people when I've just 8een given the chance to do whatever I want.
Who's avril lavigne?

what theres no troll avril lavigne
damn what kind of luck do you even have

Edited 2012-05-04 03:55 (UTC)

I have aaaaaaaall the luck!
ALL of it!
If that wasn't o8vious enough already.

yeah obviously
thats how you ended up in alaskas asscrack
twice apparently

Okay, I can accept that I'm magically alive 8ecause, really, weirder things have happened.
I guess you all just couldn't get enough of me????????
Not that I can really 8lame you!

i dunno
maybe you died in the first place because people dont want you around or something
gee i wonder why

[ Okay, that IS kind of a soft spot. ]

It's a good thing I don't put much stock in what weird orange human 8irds say, or else I'd 8e just soooooooo hurt right now!
8ut I'm flattered you keep trying to offend me.
May8e it will work at some point!

ok you can be flattered i guess
obviously no one likes you enough to even try to fill the weeping attention hole in your alien blood vesicle
probably because you murder people
poor baby did your animom not love you enough

I'd 8e MORE than happy to introduce you two if she wasn't, you know.
DEAD.
Just like the rest of your lusii!
8ut I'm sure you'd get along so well!
Man, I can just imagine the eight second lond 8onding time before she pried off your wings and 8 you from the 8ottom up.
8ecause, you know, it's the screams of agony that really get her digestive juices going! It's way more fun when her dinner knows it's 8eing eaten.

well that threat was about as unimpressive as it was fantastically mindnumbingly boring
sorry should that be 8oring
im trying to make this as easy as i can for you i know its hard living with your impediments
its hard and nobody understands
i guess thats why your lupus or whatever had to take care of all your playground bullies for you

It's just a simple fact! You'd 8e lucky to get stuck in her fangs.
And for your information, I was the one doing all the work.

so what was she
like a vampire bat or something

No way, that's stupid!
She was a giant spider! She lived at the 8ottom of a canyon next to my hive.

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