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sirenspull2012-04-28 09:54 pm
vestalvogue) wrote in sirenspull2012-04-28 09:54 pm
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text; Have You Seen These Trolls Please Return Them Immediately
Nearly A Human Week Ago Two Trolls Disappeared From Their Respective Hives And Have Not Been Seen Among Us Since
Presumably Because They Were Evidently Dead
However I Was Given To Understand That By Now They Should Have Reappeared
I Have Deferred Saying Anything Because I Assumed That They Would Probably Not Want To Make That Known
Or That It Would Be Disrespectful To Share That In The Event That Perhaps They Would Not Remember
However They Have Not Turned Up Again And I Am Starting To Get Worried Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong Again
So I Am Forced To Ask
If You Have Seen Two Trolls By Now Probably Resembling Vagabonds
One With Pointed Horns And Red Glasses Who Is Blind And Has A Teal Sign On Her Shirt That Does Not Match Her Red Shoes
Or One With Normal Clear Glasses And Probably An Extensive Collection Of Spiders Nesting In Her Hair With Crooked And Curved Horns And A Fondness For Dressing Like A Gritty Action Hero
Their Names Are Terezi Pyrope And Vriska Serket Respectively
Please Kindly Remind Them That They Are Not Homeless
And Some Of Us Might Like To Be Reassured That They Are Still Present And Alive If Unbelievably Filthy
Quirkless:
Nearly a human week ago two trolls disappeared from their respective hives and have not been seen among us since.
Presumably because they were evidently dead
However, I was given to understand that by now they should have reappeared.
I have deffered saying anything because I assumed that they would probably not want to make that known
Or that it would be disrespectful to share that in the even that perhaps they would not remember
However they have not turned up again and I am starting to get worried something has gone terribly wrong again.
So I am forced to ask.
If you have seen two trolls by now probably resembling vagabonds
one with pointed horns and red glasses who is blind and has a teal sign on her shirt that does not match her red shoes
or one with normal clear glasses and probably an extensive collection of spiders nesting in her hair with crooked and curved horns and a fondness for dressing like a gritty action her-
their names of Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket respectively-
please kindly remind them that they are not homeless
and some of us might like to be reassured that they are still present and alive if unbelievably filthy.
Presumably Because They Were Evidently Dead
However I Was Given To Understand That By Now They Should Have Reappeared
I Have Deferred Saying Anything Because I Assumed That They Would Probably Not Want To Make That Known
Or That It Would Be Disrespectful To Share That In The Event That Perhaps They Would Not Remember
However They Have Not Turned Up Again And I Am Starting To Get Worried Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong Again
So I Am Forced To Ask
If You Have Seen Two Trolls By Now Probably Resembling Vagabonds
One With Pointed Horns And Red Glasses Who Is Blind And Has A Teal Sign On Her Shirt That Does Not Match Her Red Shoes
Or One With Normal Clear Glasses And Probably An Extensive Collection Of Spiders Nesting In Her Hair With Crooked And Curved Horns And A Fondness For Dressing Like A Gritty Action Hero
Their Names Are Terezi Pyrope And Vriska Serket Respectively
Please Kindly Remind Them That They Are Not Homeless
And Some Of Us Might Like To Be Reassured That They Are Still Present And Alive If Unbelievably Filthy
Quirkless:
Nearly a human week ago two trolls disappeared from their respective hives and have not been seen among us since.
Presumably because they were evidently dead
However, I was given to understand that by now they should have reappeared.
I have deffered saying anything because I assumed that they would probably not want to make that known
Or that it would be disrespectful to share that in the even that perhaps they would not remember
However they have not turned up again and I am starting to get worried something has gone terribly wrong again.
So I am forced to ask.
If you have seen two trolls by now probably resembling vagabonds
one with pointed horns and red glasses who is blind and has a teal sign on her shirt that does not match her red shoes
or one with normal clear glasses and probably an extensive collection of spiders nesting in her hair with crooked and curved horns and a fondness for dressing like a gritty action her-
their names of Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket respectively-
please kindly remind them that they are not homeless
and some of us might like to be reassured that they are still present and alive if unbelievably filthy.
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just saying
it could be a lot worse
i guess i just mean id rather never hear from them again as long as i knew they werent dying for completely retarded reasons
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How Would You Know If You Never Heard From Them Again
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i wouldnt i guess
but
so far the universes made it a point to let me know when i had to bail them out of trouble
like my own personal moronic asshole alert
so maybe if everythings quiet i can just assume theyre ok without me
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How Does It Do That
Is That Some Amorphous Sprite Power I Have Never Heard Of That Before
Not That Aradia Would Have Told Us She Was Always Maddeningly Cryptic And Inevitable When Dead
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sorry
that probably wasnt helpful
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Even If I Immediately See How That Would Be
Helpful
For A Given Value Of Helpful
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im basically a shitty talking symbol of death now
they dont call it a murder of crows for nothing
theres basically no faster way to kill someones buzz than to invite a brainless cawing tool to the party
that said though from what ive heard about the future
everyones pretty ok
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And What Happened On Your Way From Here To There
The People You Care About Are Definitely Pretty Ok Though
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uh
does something happen to your friends
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A Sizable Portion Of Us Are Dead
Not Dead The Way I Am Dead
They Are Not Coming Back
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fuck
im sorry kanaya
i
you ok
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I Should Probably Just Let Go Of It
I Cannot Even Claim That I Didnt Put One Of Them There Myself So I Contributed To The Problem Or That We Were All Especially Close But
Even With The Temporal Inevitability Of Events I Somehow Cannot Help Feeling Like Some Of That Is My Fault
Even Terezi Who Took Out Vriska To Prevent Her From Getting The Rest Of Us Killed
That Would Not Have Been Necessary If I Had Looked After Her Better
If She Had Not Felt Neglected Or If I Had Minded Her Maybe She Would Have Not Killed Tavros
And I Made The Wand Eridan Went On A Rampage With As A Joke For His Stupid Attempted Rivalry With Rose
I Made So Many Foolish Foolish Mistakes
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i mean
maybe im the last person you should be hearing this from but like
dude youre all like four hundred different brands of complete batshit crazy
no offense
none of you should be responsible for anybody elses shit least of all you
youre the only one ive even seen trying
or doing any good at all
which is a lot more than i can say for myself
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But That Was What I Did
I Was Good At It
Or I Believed That I Was
Now I Am Less Sure
Some Days I Still Think I Did Something Right Somewhere It Was Not All A Disaster
I Enjoyed It Helping People It Was My Job To Do
But In The Best That I Could Do For Some Was Vengeance
So Much For My Job
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trolls dont take care of each other right
its just not a thing
you already said you dont live together
and your cultures basically based on killing as many of one another as you can get away with
which seems like a really stupid survival strategy for the species to be honest
so like even your home world was rigged against you all working together to stay alive
i dont know it just seems unfair
what you did would be seen as pretty admirable on earth
i couldnt even get vengeance