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Kanaya Maryam ♍ grimAuxiliatrix ([personal profile] vestalvogue) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-04-28 09:54 pm

text; Have You Seen These Trolls Please Return Them Immediately

Nearly A Human Week Ago Two Trolls Disappeared From Their Respective Hives And Have Not Been Seen Among Us Since
Presumably Because They Were Evidently Dead
However I Was Given To Understand That By Now They Should Have Reappeared
I Have Deferred Saying Anything Because I Assumed That They Would Probably Not Want To Make That Known
Or That It Would Be Disrespectful To Share That In The Event That Perhaps They Would Not Remember
However They Have Not Turned Up Again And I Am Starting To Get Worried Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong Again
So I Am Forced To Ask
If You Have Seen Two Trolls By Now Probably Resembling Vagabonds
One With Pointed Horns And Red Glasses Who Is Blind And Has A Teal Sign On Her Shirt That Does Not Match Her Red Shoes
Or One With Normal Clear Glasses And Probably An Extensive Collection Of Spiders Nesting In Her Hair With Crooked And Curved Horns And A Fondness For Dressing Like A Gritty Action Hero
Their Names Are Terezi Pyrope And Vriska Serket Respectively
Please Kindly Remind Them That They Are Not Homeless
And Some Of Us Might Like To Be Reassured That They Are Still Present And Alive If Unbelievably Filthy


Quirkless:
Nearly a human week ago two trolls disappeared from their respective hives and have not been seen among us since.
Presumably because they were evidently dead
However, I was given to understand that by now they should have reappeared.
I have deffered saying anything because I assumed that they would probably not want to make that known
Or that it would be disrespectful to share that in the even that perhaps they would not remember
However they have not turned up again and I am starting to get worried something has gone terribly wrong again.
So I am forced to ask.
If you have seen two trolls by now probably resembling vagabonds
one with pointed horns and red glasses who is blind and has a teal sign on her shirt that does not match her red shoes
or one with normal clear glasses and probably an extensive collection of spiders nesting in her hair with crooked and curved horns and a fondness for dressing like a gritty action her-
their names of Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket respectively-
please kindly remind them that they are not homeless
and some of us might like to be reassured that they are still present and alive if unbelievably filthy.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-04-29 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
nah.
cant speak for spiderchick but i sure as fuck know candyshades aint here.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-05-01 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
terezis.
yeah.
its all still here.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-05-10 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
well i sure as fuck aint gonna toss it all in the dumpster at the first sign of her absence.
or at least a more permanent absence than her up and disappearing for some weird time shit for a week here on our end.
but if she dont show she dont show.
why.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-05-16 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
hey.
no judgement here.
you dont gotta explain if you dont wanna.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-05-31 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
oh those.
yeah we got a few.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-06-13 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
anytime.
our door is always open and all that crap.
crowsicle: me and my upward yearning face (sup)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-04-30 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[It takes Davesprite a while to respond to this.]

still nothing huh
crowsicle: me sitting like a sculpture of some guy thinking (pensive)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-04 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
guess not
this is pretty much par for the course as far as people disappearing off the face of the planet goes
for me anyway
i feel kind of bad for the little guy though
i dont understand cluckese but he looks kind of confused
crowsicle: (that so)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-06 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
nah
he and bros little orange fucker are tight
i cant break up a friendship that affecting without turning into a horrible kids movie villain
and my evil laughs all out of practice
thanks though
you doing ok
crowsicle: (its ok)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-07 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
yeah no problem
youre a pretty ok troll for what its worth
i guess what i do is listen to music
i mean i missed three years of it
and its not like theres much else to do here while everyones sleeping besides go out and kick monster ass
kind of sick of that though after the medium

you know theyre probably at least alive back there
Edited 2012-05-07 01:35 (UTC)
crowsicle: (head down)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-08 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i know
just saying
it could be a lot worse
i guess i just mean id rather never hear from them again as long as i knew they werent dying for completely retarded reasons
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crowsicle: me chillin with some feathery assholes (crow)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-15 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
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i wouldnt i guess
but
so far the universes made it a point to let me know when i had to bail them out of trouble
like my own personal moronic asshole alert
so maybe if everythings quiet i can just assume theyre ok without me
crowsicle: (pester)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-15 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
usually by letting me find the corpses

sorry
that probably wasnt helpful
crowsicle: this is serious businizzle (fire)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-15 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
what can i say
im basically a shitty talking symbol of death now
they dont call it a murder of crows for nothing
theres basically no faster way to kill someones buzz than to invite a brainless cawing tool to the party
that said though from what ive heard about the future
everyones pretty ok
crowsicle: me before cascade (canon)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-16 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
wait
uh
does something happen to your friends
crowsicle: me with a samurai sword through my spleen (ouch)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
oh
fuck
im sorry kanaya
i
you ok
crowsicle: me looking almost taken aback as if that was a thing that ever happened (huh)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-05-22 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
jesus christ no you cant think like that
i mean
maybe im the last person you should be hearing this from but like
dude youre all like four hundred different brands of complete batshit crazy
no offense
none of you should be responsible for anybody elses shit least of all you
youre the only one ive even seen trying
or doing any good at all
which is a lot more than i can say for myself
crowsicle: (dammit)

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[personal profile] crowsicle 2012-06-12 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
well look
trolls dont take care of each other right
its just not a thing
you already said you dont live together
and your cultures basically based on killing as many of one another as you can get away with
which seems like a really stupid survival strategy for the species to be honest
so like even your home world was rigged against you all working together to stay alive
i dont know it just seems unfair
what you did would be seen as pretty admirable on earth



i couldnt even get vengeance
theshortestbird: (RR: frowning frowns)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-05-07 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Terezi is gone?
theshortestbird: (RR2: pissed the fuck off)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-05-16 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry to hear that.
theshortestbird: (RR: gargoyle crouch)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-05-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I understand. I'll keep her information, but take her off the roster.
theshortestbird: (listen to me now)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-05-26 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
A solid plan. I'm sorry for your loss, again. I hope we get to see her, someday.
theshortestbird: (glowing eyes)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-06-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
You're not used to people being kind?