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[ Maria appears on the screen of the NV without much flourish, forehead wrinkled just slightly by what could be interpreted as either a look of intense concentration or utter confusion. Considering who's making it, it could be both, but she opens her mouth and starts going on and on, answering the question pretty much immediately. ]

Siren's Port! Something really weird happened to me, amigos! You're gonna blow your wigs!

[ her brown eyes focus quite intently on the camera, and as she starts talking, her hands match her words with various little gestures. ]

So the other day when I went to sleep in my bed like normal, I woke up and I was suddenly back in 1933, amigos! Well, not woke up - it's more like I never left! I was just there! And when I was there, I didn't even remember none of this Canada stuff! Crazy, right? [ instead of waiting for an answer, she nods in agreement with herself and continues. ] Anyway, I went and did all the stuff I was supposed to do back there! It was great -- well, parts of it weren't great, but I won in the end, as usual, and I beat up that annoying chica and I kept Tick safe and I cut the sky open and everything -- but I shouldn't talk about it, you know, Mr. Luck gets mad!! Yeah, but I finished that, and then all of a sudden I woke up back here again last night!! My stuff's still here, and I remember it all.

[ finishing up her clearly new and intriguing little tale, she leans back in her chair, crossing her arms over her chest and looking quite puzzled. ]

... I've been trying to figure it out, but I hate puzzles that I can't just beat with my swords. But it's really eatin' me, amigos! You don't think this place is some kinda weird dream I'm having, right?

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Are you sure going back home wasn't a weird dream you were having?

No way, amigo! Cuz back before I got here, I lived there, and I remember living there for my whole life!! This place is more like a dream.

[ logic: flawless. ]

Well, yes, but you could've been having a dream about your real home while you were here.

... No way! That's too complicated for me to dream about, amigo. And everyone was acting just like how I knew 'em. The other guys are just from the wrong year!

It's not that complicated! It's just a weirdly normal dream. Haven't you ever had weirdly normal dreams before? I have them all the time.

(Okay, so the last one involved Maya in a burger costume spraying ketchup on Edgeworth. So what?)

[ phoenix, you need therapy. ]

Maybe your life's just not as exciting as mine is, amigo!

(Look, I know that. It's just someone spends my therapy money on burger therapy. Which in turn causes me to need more therapy.)

W-Well, how exciting's your life, exactly, amigo?

It's great! I got to fight a whole bunch of schmucks yesterday!! They underestimated me big-time, amigo, but they paid for it! And then - I cut the clouds with my swords and brought the sun out, just like I said! And I saw people gettin' split open and coming right back together, and maybe got myself a novio!

(A Novio? Is that a new kind of cell phone? This girl is out there...)

....Well, I'm sure that's very nice, Ms. Amigo.

That's Miss Barcelito to you, amigo! Maria Barcelito! [ she laughs. ] I can't be a "miss" amigo, anyway! Get your head on straight!

(My head's fine! It's just my spikes that are tilted...)

O-Oh... Right. Okay, Amigo Bar-- I mean, Ms. Barcamigo. Barcelito.

Sheesh... Just Maria is fine, ya drip! I was just pulling your leg, amigo. When things get formal, that just means it's gonna be boring.

Well... Ms. Barcelito isn't really as formal as it could get, you know.

Even more formal is even more boring! Maria, amigo! Call me Maria!

..... O-Okay, Amira. Amigo. Maria.

(I can't help it! This is making me nervous.)

[ she thinks it's funny, unfortunately. ]

You?

I'm Phoenix Wright... I'm a defense attorney.

[ Lawyer? She quirks an eyebrow, giving him a somewhat judgmental look. ]

A dog of the law, huh? I never really talked to you people. You always look so mean and straight-laced!

(Dog!? I think you're barking up the wrong tree, okay?!)

Um-- Well, we just say "lawyer" around here... And not all of us are mean.

I guess not, amigo! You sure don't scare me at all! What's with the bright blue suit?

(I guess that's kind of a compliment.)

-- It's just a suit. Nothing's wrong with it being blue.

It really stands out! I never seen any guys wearing colors like that before. You tryin' to get some girl's attention or something?

N-No! This is just what I wear to work...

Seriously?!

Yes! It's a suit!

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