Ella of Frell (
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sirenspull2012-04-18 05:53 pm
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[ PSA PSA PSA you get no PSA today.
Instead you get a reluctant Ella, sitting in front of her NV and looking like she wanted to be aaaaaaaanywhere but there. Don't ask why she's wearing a French Maid outfit. Please, for the love of god.
Once it's set up and recording, she smiles tightly. Her speech, as she gives it, is curiously stilted. She must be nervous - and in that get up why wouldn't she be? ]
Hi guys, um - I figured this would be the easiest and quickest way to get the word out. My stepsister Hattie has Fi.. [ Pause. ]
She decided to start a small business af-- [ Nggh. Let her SPEAK damn you. ]
-ter some deliberation. She's starting a... cleaning service. REAL MAN-- [ SIGH. ] men could hardly want to pass up a chance to take her up on her offer, right?
[ Plus she's a wretched human being for an evil stepsister. ]
On behalf of my stepsister, Hattie, as [ Her words come more slowly and forced through clenched teeth. ]
the ... business... "mascot"... 'Cinder'
[ She sucks in a breath because breathing is GOOD. ]
I... would truly appreciate it if you would -- if someone would be kind enough to --
[ She struggles with her words, and with great effort, forces herself up to walk off 'camera'. ]
I can't do this, I just can't -!
You can't break character, go back and finish! And smile!
[ Ella stumbles back into view, apparently tripping over her own feet and reclaiming her seat. She sighs heavily. Rubbing her hands over her face. You're getting a wolf wakeup call in the morning, Hattie. And poison ivy in your bedsheets. ]
I would appreciate it greatly if you would support her in her endeavors, as it is the first time she's e-
[ Another jolted pause. ]
I mean...a-as she's...extra shy. Anyone who wishes to inquire into her services can leave a message with her or me. Thank you.
[ She smiles, briefly, and turns off the NV muttering under her breath. Can she change into something respectable now? PLEASE? ]
[ ooc: Yah, the lady in orange is Hattie from off camera. ]
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It's a nickname I had back home. ... [ ergh. ]
Touch it up? I'm almost afraid to ask /how/.
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Touch it up to make it fit you better, of course. It's a requirement!
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Do you have to?
Wait a minute, this get up fits me just fine. It's a bit short, granted, but it's not too loose or tight or anything.
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...So you think it fits you? No, I don't think it's quite right, but on the other hand, if you like it, then you have to wear it more often. If not, then you better let me fix it!
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It's fine, if you want to call me that.
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Those are my only options?
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And yes, those are your only options.
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Oh-- wait a second, I'm going to have to wear it more often anyway, since I'll be wearing it as part of my job.
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What, now?
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Okay well - where are you? [ Nevermind the curse would drag her towards wherever Haruhi was ANYway. ]
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Haruhi, it's Ella. [ Who got plenty of odd looks (and not so odd) when she walked over there in that outfit. ]
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Hey, Ella... come in! Looks good!
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Thanks. I guess it doesn't; I mean, a couple of people were staring on my way here, I think I got propositioned by someone so it can't look that bad.
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I'm not sure how to take that -- What are you saying - I don't exactly want to be propositioned. This is a work uniform not a... a harlot's outfit. It's... just for cleaning.
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[She starts to size it up, walking around Ella and looking at one thing and another.]
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Okay, take it off! We can't do it on you. We really need to make sure the cleavage looks right, for starers.
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Uh -- why don't I make use of the bathroom if you want to modify my outfit? [ Taking FOREVER to work that clasp free yupyup. ]
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