002 ♑ video ♑ don't you bury in the ground all the ones i love.

[ex_stakes70]

Okay, so. [ PERKIEST FACE but also very determined in her perkiness. ]

Here's the deal. I need to talk to somebody who's good with souls. As in, knows all about souls, and dealing with them, and figuring them out. Also figuring out their placement. Sooner is definitely better. I'll - I dunno, pay you in bodyguarding, or figure something else out.

Did I mention sooner?

PRIVATE; UNHACKABLE; TO ANGEL.

Whatcha think about a Slay-date? With the monster fighting in tandem and all that romantic gooey stuff.

Comments

rubs hands together evilly????

[ex_stakes70]

[ Color Buffy pouty on the inside and bratty on the outside. ]

I'm Buffy.

if angel & buffy fight because of this convo, damon will count it as a win

[dilemma]

[ He might look a little pleased with that reaction, but his interrogation doesn't cease. ]

Damon. You're awfully familiar with the situation for someone I've never seen before. Old friends?

wow so rude damon but they won't fight because she wants his soul so they can boink it's a good day

[ex_stakes70]

[ WOW SHE WAS HOPING NAMEDROPPING HERSELF WOULD ANSWER ALL OF HIS QUESTIONS welp. Angel has sucked at being broody and past-dwelly. bLUH HER FEELS. 8| grumble grumble]

He really hasn't mentioned me? I'm Buffy. That Buffy. How much does he talk to you about where he's from?

he's a master of rude, sorry buffy.

[dilemma]

Oooh, Buffy! The old flame, right? [ His mock sincerity is dripping with smugness. ] It came up a couple of times.

instant desire to stake, sorry damon 8||| lmfaosgnbasot popcorn.gif

[ex_stakes70]

[ Wow what an asshat. ] That'd be me! In the flesh, and also the Canadian breeding ground for big uglies with bad attitudes. Not so much back home anymore. Which is... pretty obvious. Since, well. Conversation. Happening now. [ foot mouth wow she must look really dumb. Did Angel warn him about the rambling? ]

there are so many arguments in their future. also damon isn't helping.

[dilemma]

[ He's making a mental note of the rambling now for future reference because wow. ]

Charmed. [ Not really, as his strained smile would indicate. ] When he said slayer I didn't imagine tiny.

i can't even wait. perhaps fisticuffs. it would be amazing. and when does damon EVER help?? :| 4relz

[ex_stakes70]

Mutual. [ SAME. No really the icon is the perfect face I think. ] Big muscles come in tiny packages - don't underestimate based on my petite status. My theory is that it's for enhanced sneakiness.

clearly i need more sassy icons. damon's cool with fisticuffs, it reminds him of the 1920s

[dilemma]

Unfair advantage. Extra sneaky. [ He's got his eye on you, Buffy. ]

I know you're probably well meaning tiny dancer, but the smart money is on Lucifer being able to send Angel's humanity running whenever he pleases. I doubt anyone here is capable of stopping him.

lmfao oh my god he's so sassy that face will always be my favorite and goddamn 1920s.

[ex_stakes70]

If it helps, I only kill the really really bad ones anymore. Little sweeps are left to the rest of the Slayery army. [ DID I MENTION I HAVE AN ARMY. YOUR EYES MEAN NOTHING. ]

You haven't been given the rundown on what a Slayer really is then, have ya? 'Cause my bet? S'Lucifer's just like the rest of 'em. Big. Evil. Lots of talk and maybe a fair chunk of power. But there are weak points, and once you find 'em? Bing, bang, boom, squishy badguy guts on the bottom of a boot.

he makes the best faces

[dilemma]

I'll keep that in mind. [ No, no, he probably wont. And how on earth could Buffy resist his eyes? They're so pretty and make people do what he wants them to. ]

You're awful cocky for someone so new. Look, demonicie Dark Prince or no, someone will get all uppity if you off and kill him or anyone else in this Canadian hellhole. Unless your goal is to be in the same predicament as your boyfriend.

[ Ok so maybe Buffy is familiar with evil corporations running everything with ulterior motives, but getting tangled up in all of that seems like a waste of time to him. They always win. ]