002 ♑ video ♑ don't you bury in the ground all the ones i love.

[ex_stakes70]

Okay, so. [ PERKIEST FACE but also very determined in her perkiness. ]

Here's the deal. I need to talk to somebody who's good with souls. As in, knows all about souls, and dealing with them, and figuring them out. Also figuring out their placement. Sooner is definitely better. I'll - I dunno, pay you in bodyguarding, or figure something else out.

Did I mention sooner?

PRIVATE; UNHACKABLE; TO ANGEL.

Whatcha think about a Slay-date? With the monster fighting in tandem and all that romantic gooey stuff.

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[ex_stakes70]

How do you know that I know Angel? -- Wait, how do you know Angel?

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[classdismissed]

The soul bit. I'm familiar. He's the only one who has problems with the damn thing.

We go back. [The deadest of dead pans.] And you?

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[ex_stakes70]

I - Um. I'm - has he ever mentioned Buffy to you?

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[classdismissed]

No. ... That's your name?

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[ex_stakes70]

Oh. [ NOT SURE IF - well their lives are different than they were she guesses. ] He's from my world. We're actually kinda - dating. Again. Here, since maybe it might actually get to work out this time.

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[classdismissed]

... Yeah, I don't care.

So did he lose it again or what?

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[ex_stakes70]

Wh-- wow! [ mutters 'manners' and 'grumpy' under her breath and moves on. ] No. He's fine. But I wanna make sure he can't ever lose it. Ever. Not now, not later.

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[classdismissed]

Keep him away from the Devil, for starters.

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[ex_stakes70]

Thanks dad, I couldn't figure that one out myself! [ can you taste the dripping, oozing sarcasm here? 'Cause it's oozing. ]

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[classdismissed]

It's apparently less common sense than you'd think.

[Well someone is annoyed with Satan and the Satan affiliated. Then he throws in some condescension just for good measure.]

Young lady.