Video 002

[that_is_asecret]

[Xellos floats lazily, resting on air, eyes closed, seemingly having a nap. He stretches a moment, and then sits cross-legged in the air]

A question for all of those involved with magic in their respective worlds, how exactly does it work where you are from? Things always seem to work slightly differently in each new place, and of course there is always plenty of room for creative individuals to revolutionize its practice. If you would be so kind, I'd greatly appreciate it.

[He holds his chin, with a curious expression on his face]

For those lacking in magical talents, two simple riddles.

One tooth to bite,
he's the forests foe.
One tooth to fight,
as all Norse know.

What is it?

A man is six feet tall, is a clerk at a butcher shop, and wears size 11 shoes.

What does he weigh?

Comments

[Video]

[blondandperfect]

[.. It's true! *sob* It really is sinfully delicious! When suddenly something clicks.]

Wait a minute.. When you 'assisted her in return', was talking to Lucifurr part of that?

[Video]

[that_is_asecret]

That... is a secret!

[He puts his finger to his lips]

[Video]

[blondandperfect]

[ANNOYING. Well if you won't tell her, she knows someone who will!]

Fine. I'll get back to you once I.. Er.. Settle the month's budget, Mr Priest.

[Video]

[that_is_asecret]

Ah, so you are good with numbers then?

[Video]

[blondandperfect]

I think so.. But I usually follow my accountant's [See: Ella] suggestions. It's a lot more convenient.

[Video]

[that_is_asecret]

Of course, one should always follow expert advice in a matter. Have you considered doing something to increase your earnings?

[Video]

[blondandperfect]

[That's curious.. Was this priest about to offer her a job?]

Oh yes, I've been at it for quite some time. [By looking for someone wealthy to marry, see. That'd be a huge increase!] But it's a lot more difficult to get my foot in the door now than it would be back in my time.

[Video]

[that_is_asecret]

[Quite possibly]

Oh, and what talents do you have?

[Video]

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie falters here. Talents?]

Oh, well.. Riddles certainly aren't one of them! [She gives an embarrassed laugh as she thinks about it.] Well, giving fashion advice and critique. I do love clothes. And I've always enjoyed shopping so I've put quite a bit of effort in catching up.

.. Which wasn't really too difficult, in retrospect, it was adjusting to it that was difficult, really.

[Video]

[that_is_asecret]

I see, you are interested in fashion. Have you tried your hand at sewing or producing clothes?

[Video]

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie's starting to get suspicious. Did Ella tell him she doesn't work? Still, one of those options does intrigue her.]

Producing clothes? Like, start my own fashion line? I'd love to do that, but no one cares who I am. Something like that is more fruitful once you're famous.

[Video]

[that_is_asecret]

[Its not that hard to figure out, really]

Yes, something to that effect. Well, if you do get famous, I'd be happy to provide some start off funding.

[Video]

[blondandperfect]

[The seed of motivation. Has been planted.]

.. What? Really? [Her eyes narrow.] Wh- what's the catch?

[Video]

[that_is_asecret]

The usual really, small percentage of profit, and such.

[Video]

[blondandperfect]

[She likes the cut of your gib, Xelloss.]

Very well. I'm keeping you to your word, Mister Priest. Thank you for your offer!

[Video]

[that_is_asecret]

[Just make sure to read the fine print of the contract, or don't]

I never tell a lie.

[Not a direct lie, misleading or incomplete truth, but never an outright lie]

You are quite welcome Miss Hattie. I look forward to seeing with what you will come up with.

[He inclines his head]

Best of luck! Farewell.

[With a wave the NV clicks off]