voice/text;

[momchester]

Okay, let's out with it.

We all have this NV bug thing going around, right? Everyone's had weird messages come their way or suddenly found that they sent something terrible to somebody.

What's the worst, or most outrageous, inappropriate, or funniest message you've sent or gotten from this thing?

[Then she switches to text for the end, just to be cheeky. Look, she's learning technology!]

You don't even have to read it. I'll show you mine!

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[cheerhealer]

[ A pause. ]

A few. But they were still as confusing as the other ones.

[momchester]

Mmm, yeah. Most of mine had the decency to be too ridiculous to believe.

[cheerhealer]

I believed one or two of them at first. One of them was about spraying my dog with whipped cream. I almost bolted from work when I got it.

[momchester]

Why? That sounds like a dog's best day ever.

[cheerhealer]

Or my worst day. I'd be stuck cleaning it all out of his fur.

[momchester]

Get a hose, you'd be fine.

[cheerhealer]

And where am I supposed to find a place to hook up a hose in my apartment?

[momchester]

You know, dogs can actually go outside now.

[cheerhealer]

No way.

The point is, I don't want to deal with Mr. Muggles covered in whipped cream. I have enough on my plate as it is.

[momchester]

I can get that. With our luck, it's usually little things that get out of hand.

[cheerhealer]

Exactly. Good thing it didn't happen.