voice/text;

[momchester]

Okay, let's out with it.

We all have this NV bug thing going around, right? Everyone's had weird messages come their way or suddenly found that they sent something terrible to somebody.

What's the worst, or most outrageous, inappropriate, or funniest message you've sent or gotten from this thing?

[Then she switches to text for the end, just to be cheeky. Look, she's learning technology!]

You don't even have to read it. I'll show you mine!

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[momchester]

[Okay, she bursts out laughing.]

If you come over I'll show you what I got from your father.

[family_remains]

[Snort. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID]

Do I want to know?

[momchester]

Probably not but his reaction was priceless.

[family_remains]

[He audibly stretches and gets up.] Yeah, okay. I'm coming.

[momchester]

I hope you're hungry. I think the House is getting twitchy.

he would probably try, too.

[family_remains]

I could eat a horse.

angel blood munchies :|

[momchester]

Hey, be careful- don't let the unicorn hear you.

totes.

[family_remains]

[He laughs]

I love that unicorns are real.

[momchester]

Are you kidding? The day I met Syrena I thought this was actually Heaven.

[LOOK THERE ARE MERMAIDS AND UNICORNS. And the mermaid is her friend and everything is beautiful.]

[family_remains]

[Yours is a perfect life, Mary.]

I won a three hundred dollar bet with Dean.

[momchester]

What was the bet?

[family_remains]

Just if they existed or not.

[momchester]

You made a bet about mermaids?

[Be gayer, Sam.]

[family_remains]

Yep. And Griffins, The Sphinx, and Centaurs.

[It kept them busy okay :( ]

[momchester]

Just hope satyrs aren't. A case with them would be disturbing.

[family_remains]

Yeah that would be...messy.

lol and then his mom made a mythological dick joke

[momchester]

When are you gonna be over here?

you know, as you do.

[family_remains]

Uuuh. [There's traffic in the background.]

Ten, fifteen minutes?

okay let's take this shit offline >:|

[momchester]

Okay, i'll see you then?

[And then they said goodbye and hung up?]

BOOM. OFFLINE.

[family_remains]

[Because that's what you do when you end a conversation. Apparently. Sam arrives about the time he said he would, having chosen to run his ass across town instead of drive or take the bus or something. But still, twenty minutes isn't all that long. In fact, it's pretty fast. Pretty scary fast. And the weird thing? He's hardly even breaking a sweat.

But whatever. Sam rolls up the the House about seven or eight and he yells to the cabby yo homes smell ya later. He looks at his kingdom, yeah he's finally there. The sit on his throne as the prince of Bel-air.

And then he knocks because hi mom your house is alive and that is 50% awesome and 50% freakish and paranoia inducing.]

fuck yeah seaking

[momchester]

[What the fuck ever her house leaves her hot cocoa when she's sad and fusses over her and is adorable you're just jelly okay. Mary answers and, like always, smiles at him and says the same thing she always says.]

You know you can just come in.

Re: fuck yeah seaking

[family_remains]

[He smiles sheepishly and inspects the door frame for a second, the same thing he always does, before crossing through it.]

I always think it will yell at me for coming in unannounced.

[momchester]

Nah, you're with me and Dean. That makes you okay.

[She puts a hand on his arm to bring him in.]

How are you?

[family_remains]

[A smile and he wraps one massive arm around her shoulders. You know, for it being a brisk February he sure is warm.]

Good to know. I'm good. I actually, kind of got a job. [He knows she'll like that. At least until she finds out it's nothing special or outside their regular line of work.]

[momchester]

[Mary doesn't notice. She hasn't gotten cold other than around Voids since September. She doesn't get cold anymore.]

Really? What kind, tell me about it.