Twelfth Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The NV clicks on suddenly, picture sideways, a bit of ice melting on one corner of the screen (likely what knocked the device over and turned it on). The porch of the HoA and the lawn beyond it are recognizable.

As is the owner of the NV, standing on the lawn in the midst of snow drifts and a handful of large, blue skinned humanoids that are subsequently attempting to kill him.

Loki is clad in green leather.

And a gold horned helmet, which he is currently using as a weapon, running towards one of the blue skinned creatures with a hearty battle cry, goring the forst giant in his midsection. Swirls of ice, of green magic and a miniature army of garden gnomes dressed as the various Avengers are a perfect picture of chaos doing battle. The surroundings somehow remain in tact.]

I will defend the Port from ALL the frost giants! [He crows as the frost giant falls, body smashing to ice as it hits the ground. Loki's smile is wide, pupils dilated, cheeks flushed]

Pickles! They will sing your praises in Valhalla and the Hall of the Dead! I will do all of the cocaine!

[A gnome dressed as- well, it looks like Robin Hood, but it's really Fandral, moves to the NV and wags a finger at it before turning it off.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Speech? It is more of a ... been there, done that, gods reincarnate.

[hostage]

Whatever it is, then.

[axetrid]

What's her name?

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[defineshinky]

I dunno. [But already, her eyes are lighting up. God powers? That would be so awesome.] This isn't some kinda trick, is it? Do I have to sign anything?

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[the_dead_pool2]

You need money in order to go out with chicks, and have a good time. Most women like a man who has a job, and brings the bacon to the table and all that good shit.

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[plum_that_snaps]

[And she does. As much as she hates fighting, she's comforted by the fact that these are just creations of Loki's, training dummies, nothing more. They're not real beings with feelings and minds —although given Loki's powers, they might be? Shhh, don't tell her these things.]

[Her strategic planning skills kick in and she starts laying bright white trails of kidou through the grass, which will trip up and bind the giants' feet in place when they cross them.]

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[reginagloriae]

Huh? What are you doing?

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[hejhej]

[Her cigarette is idle between her lips as she stares at the video in disbelief.]

Calm down there, Rambo.

[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

[Loki, you're making her head hurt.]

No. No remains in the yard. Just, no remains in the yard, okay?

HAHA I laughed really loudly at this gj

[allucinator]

[He snorts.]

Yeah, but that's normal for gods, ain't it?

video; oh my god I can't breathe

[ninthserenade]

Giants?! Oh, come on! I thought the Darkness stuff was bad eno--

<sub>[Wait. He just killed it. Okay. That's... That's good.

Right?]</sub>

...The heck is cocaine?

[terminates]

You have no idea.

<3 MY WORK HERE IS DONE

[doeswhathewants]

No.

It's something of ... oh, an anomaly, source for embarrassment for much of Asgard- though they do not entirely claim me as I am not technically Aesir.

The point is- well, I cannot remember.

[doeswhathewants]

Humans. Still so thickheaded sometimes.

[Action!]

[doeswhathewants]

Aha! You are good! Try this! [The giants skin freezes the grass, turning it to ice in a rapid tidal wave of ice lurching towards her.

Meanwhile, Loki does his slaying at a distance for now, knives and magic, when the giants do touch him, he does not freeze, but everything else does at their touch.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Buzzkiller

[Video]

[doeswhathewants]

I shall clean ALL the THINGS, then! ALL the THINGS.

Hey, hey Jubilee, have you ever seen that movie with that creature that makes the brooms and mops dance in time to music while they clean?

Can I do that?

[video]

[doeswhathewants]

No signing a thing!

No tricks, just a bit of mischief.

[doeswhathewants]

Do I not? Do I not?

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[doeswhathewants]

Easy enough.

Though, anyone can be a decent provider, one ought to also have many songs of their valor and deeds sung about them, too, yes? To woo a woman?

[doeswhathewants]

Youko! I forget her family name- ah, but she has red hair.

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[thelittlestbub]

... Yes, you can do the Sorceror's Apprentice thing.

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[doeswhathewants]

Frost giants! I am defending us all, Youko! Stay behind the Gnomevengers!

[doeswhathewants]

I cannot rest until the city of Siren's Port of the Kingdom of Canadia is free from the Jotun threat!

BUAHAHA

[doeswhathewants]

Frost giants! From Jotunheim!

...it is like a thousand Red Bull elixirs. Only white. And powder.