unluckyinlove: (boy I will break you)
Jinx ([personal profile] unluckyinlove) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-24 06:38 pm

video;

[The video feed clicks on to a young woman sitting on a barstool. Her long fuchsia hair is pulled back into a messy bun and one of her legs is crossed neatly over the other. She's wearing a simple, black outfit. The top is sleeveless, showing off a tattoo of a swan on her bicep. It's still relatively new. Her hand is idly tapping a pen against a clipboard that she's holding against her knee.]

Listen up, Port. My name is Jinx. I own Purgatory. If you don't know who I am or what that is, you're obviously new.

[She clears her throat and recrosses her legs.] Purgatory is a cabaret nightclub located in Sector Five. We recently threw a party for St Patrick's Day and I didn't even get to enjoy it. Why? Because half of my staff didn't show and they're probably all deported or dead. So, think of this as a job opportunity. We're officially hiring.

[The sorceress takes a moment to jot something down on her clipboard before she continues.]

We need hostesses, servers, chefs, and talent. Singers, dancers, musicians, people who can stand up in front of a microphone and make drunk people laugh. I don't wanna say we're desperate, but I'm a crap waitress and there's only so many times Gabriel can pull rabbits out of things before people get bored.

So, if you're interested, say the word. Talk to me now, call me later, or contact this buffoon. [She leans in, putting a hand up to her mouth as though she's whispering a secret.] He's an archangel. Make fun of him for it.

[Jinx grins, showing off a very sharp row of teeth, then shuts off the feed.]
uberboned: (Default)

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[personal profile] uberboned 2012-03-28 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just grins smugly, pressing his face close to hers.] Oh, really? I can think of a few times when you weren't complaining.
balladeer: (Whom wisest mortals will adore)

[personal profile] balladeer 2012-03-28 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen the commercials those Hot Pockets. That irritating tune will never leave my mind. [ They probably taste hideous too. ]

But we are getting off topic. In the event that I might not be able to afford a harp on my own, what then?
ninthserenade: (Default)

video;

[personal profile] ninthserenade 2012-03-28 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says I'm gonna cry? I mean, I pierced my ears by myself when I was twelve 'n then got my tongue pierced at sixteen.
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ I know what you've done.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-03-29 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
We did work together, a long time ago. Since then, you've done nothing but attempt to destroy what I have created and be a general plague upon my life.

[kanyeshrug.jpeg]

Besides, the only one pissing you off is yourself. I certainly didn't invite you to watch my conversations. I'm simply talking with a friend.
integrity: [Season Six] [Castiel] (Ω✝ I'm just a holy fool.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-03-29 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm never wrong.
ofthursday: (I break away [Unimpressed])

[personal profile] ofthursday 2012-03-29 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Purgatory.
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ Let me count the ways.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-03-29 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Crowley, himself, doesn't move.

But a book slams into the back of Castiel's head.

It's Dante's Purgatorio.]


I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you over the sound of you being an obnoxious twat.
Edited 2012-03-29 01:15 (UTC)
mulletrock: (normal: laptop)

[personal profile] mulletrock 2012-03-29 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
When your conversations are about me an' my family it's a little hard to ignore.
vaguelysauntered: (have a happy doomsday)

[personal profile] vaguelysauntered 2012-03-29 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
One would think he'd have first line access to his own body, but I guess beggars can't be choosers, even among archangels. But still, Loki, that's quite the catch.

[A grin.]

Closer to Rumplestiltskin, but you missed by about a thousand miles on the Santa Claus one. I'm not exactly the type of person who gives things out of the goodness of my own heart.
vaguelysauntered: (and that is why pigs don't fly)

[personal profile] vaguelysauntered 2012-03-29 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs as he takes a few puffs of his cigarette, before replying:]

Oh, right, because you're the King of Hell. Supposedly.
brat_from_hell: (tee hee!)

[Video]

[personal profile] brat_from_hell 2012-03-29 04:20 am (UTC)(link)

[Phibrizzo smiles and sets the puppy down, patting the fearsome little creature's head before she scampers off.]

Oh, so you can see her! Isn't she great?
archangelflonne: (What the?!)

[personal profile] archangelflonne 2012-03-29 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Created that way? He didn't have to go through angel training? That is totally not fair! It took me hundreds of years to even get past being a trainee!
momchester: (+ refrigeration station)

Private;

[personal profile] momchester 2012-03-29 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm serious. A friend of mine in high school was born on Christmas, and she celebrated her birthday in June.
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[personal profile] uberboned 2012-03-29 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? [Sultry purr right in her face] I'm just that good.
socius: (They'd say that I'm crazy.)

OH GOOD private -- ACTION? (TELL ME IF NOT and i'll change it bb)

[personal profile] socius 2012-03-29 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hnnn. Jinx why do you suck. She doesn't need the job, but it would be really nice to keep up the human schtick- regardless of how she's fairly sure Gabriel wouldn't... mind too much giving her job back. Jinx on the other hand?

And so she decides to drop in.]


Would it help if I said please?
andr_ai_a: (Explanation)

video;

[personal profile] andr_ai_a 2012-03-29 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
As soon as you'll have me.
ofthursday: (Halos and Harps [Uncertain/Angel])

[personal profile] ofthursday 2012-03-30 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Ow, you dick. But this is a clear victory for him anyway, so he can accept being hit with a book.]
momchester: (= your friend is completely retarded.)

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[personal profile] momchester 2012-03-30 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mary just nods sadly. It makes her heart hurt to see her still in so much pain, especially knowing there's nothing she can really do about it.]

Better is good. Can- can Gabriel do anything about the dreams? If that's even something you'd want.
integrity: [Season Seven] (♆ That makes zero sense.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-03-31 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You asinine fools are all there is to talk about because you take over everything.

You think you would be used to it by now, but I should learn to stop getting my hopes up.
integrity: [Season Five] (Ω The Crossroads.)

[personal profile] integrity 2012-03-31 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the King of Hell, thank you for noticing.
mulletrock: (sarcastic: double take)

[personal profile] mulletrock 2012-03-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
How the hell d'we take over everything?

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