Charm 1 | Video - Just before evening sirens

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[There's a short, blonde girl in the middle of the baseball diamond. She's dressed in a pretty pink dress. So she's.... a bit chilly. Not her focus at the moment though. She's yelling into her Pirate's Charm, now functioning as her NV.]

Link, you jerk! Where are you?! And where the heck is that King Daphnes blah-dee-blah guy at??

You jerks! You don't take me to some stupid castle and then abandon me someplace, just wait until I get my hands on you!

[Just... Raging eleven year old pirate princess. What do? She picks up a pair of swords and a bow from the ground and scowsl.]

At least I can fight now. Hmph, who needs the stupid Master Sword or a hero anyway?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Plucking at her dress in disgust.]

Yeah, I am. I'm the last member of Hyrule's royal family, since the kingdom was sealed like a century ago. Why?

[filled_with_rainbows]

Because, aaaah, your clothes give off this royal impression- Yet your name doesn't.

[ Hyrule... This sounds familiar, yet he never heard that name. He gotta dig here. ]

Sealed? The entire Kingdom? Hmmm, Why?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Yeah well, since the kingdom is gone then didn't need to keep giving the kids stupid names.

[Dig well, Ghirahim. And be persistent.]

According to the legend, Ganondorf tried to take over. And since the Hero of Time never came back to beat him again, the people prayed to the Goddesses. In an answer to their prayers, they sent to people to the mountaintops and sealed the kingdom then made it rain until the kingdom was completely covered by the sea.

[filled_with_rainbows]

Stupid names? What kind of stupid names?

[ Persistent he is. And insidious. ]

Ganondorf... Aaaah, sounds like such a beautiful name...Either way, those Goddesses are fool. Destroying the world they created to prevent a man from taking? Hmmm....

Let's use the right icon this time....

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Like Zelda. Or Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule.

[Making a face at the names. The king isn't a bad person. His name is just stupid. What is it with royalty and having ridiculous sounding names.]

Whoa! You can't talk about them like that! They're goddesses! And they did it to keep him from taking the land and Triforce, both he had no right to.

Dammit icon!

[filled_with_rainbows]

[ ... What? What? Not even clicking on the goddesses right now. He's just not sure to understand. Yet it's becoming clear. ]

Your ancestor... She was named ZELDA?!

Hmmm... And that Ganondorf... was after the Triforce?!

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Crossing her arms and eyeing him carefully.]

Aye. All the girls were, apparently. So what?

He was. Too bad he was such a freak and a jerk that he never got th'whole thing!