first hunt ⇝ audio

[mulletrock]

[Dean hasn't figured out the video function on his NV so he's blisfully unaware and accessing the network via audio because it's what he's used to.

His voice sounds rough with lack of sleep because he hasn't really gotten much in the past week but it's also lined with a hell of a lot of sarcasm and contempt for his situation.]

Since we got the whole parallel dimension snatching up civilians thing covered I guess it'd be stupid to introduce myself as Jerry Wanek.

What the hell's there to do around here except avoid the darkness and kill the crap that comes out of it?

This place'd be a lot better if I had my car.

[And because he hasn't figured out filters yet either he'll just be leaving it at that, even if he needs to talk to Cas and is going to try reaching Sam on his own time later.]

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[mulletrock]

Lemme guess. You're Team Apocalypse too.

[uberboned]

I'm Team Jacob.

[mulletrock]

[Dean just stares deadpan at him. He is in no mood for Twilight jokes especially when he's team book burning when it comes to that series.]

I'm serious.

You were native in 2006.

How long was this shit brewing?

[uberboned]

Since always? It wasn't a done deal until you went hellside, though. By then, it was all over but the bloodshed.

[mulletrock]

And you knew... and didn't think t'maybe tell us?

[Probably too preoccupied being undercover. Dean's not about to touch the hell comment even though by now he knows he's right. He just wants an answer. He has to know what side he's on.]

[uberboned]

Oh, my mistake. Maybe I should have used subtle clues to get your brother to realize that letting you go to Hell without going on a roaring rampage of revenge and kickstarting the apocalypse was a great plan.

Oh wait. I did.

[mulletrock]

Sam doesn't really respond well to violence.

The guy idolizes Gandhi.

If you wanted to get that message across you should've done more than scare tactics.

[He'll just leave dead dogs lie. Gabriel already told him who he was and what side he was on and sure this was where he killed him hundreds of times and that was personal but if he stayed pissed at everything in his past when he was already way behind the majority it'd wind up killing him. So he goes out on a limb and tries to keep cool and play nice. Joking to clear the air as per usual.]

[uberboned]

Oh like what? Asking nicely? You two never would've bought it for a second.

[mulletrock]

Might've reacted better.

C'mon, was killing me really necessary?

You could've shown us your wings or appealed to Sam's angel loving puppy dog sensibilities. Whatever you angels do to get your point across.

Instead you're all dickbags.

T'be honest it's a little bit of a buzz kill.

Doesn't really make me want to help you guys.

[Even though he swore and doesn't really have a choice.]

[uberboned]

Live and learn, Dean-o. [Kanyeshrug.] It's not my ass on the line, here. It's the whole damn world and you two morons were the ones that broke it.

[mulletrock]

We broke it?

This whole things goes back a helluva lot longer than Sam and me have been around.

This is your war not ours.

[uberboned]

Maybe, but someone had to push the Big Red Button. And all signs point to...

[mulletrock]

Sure, yeah.

Blame the guy that's actually tryin' to do somethin' about it while you sit on your ass.

[uberboned]

You break it, you bought it, Winchester. It's not my game. I'm just the guy stuck in the middle of it.

[mulletrock]

You expect me to believe you're Switzerland?

I've met a lot of the assholes you call family and most of 'em are just itchin' for Michael to torch the world.

Gotta say it doesn't fit the M.O.

[uberboned]

Uh. Yeah, how 'bout this, Dean- I'm not Michael annnd I'm not any of the other winged dickbags I call family. I have opinions that're entirely my own. Gee, what a concept.