You're the man walking out from a lineage of apes, I see.

[He lets out a laugh.] You have another fallen angel? And yes, tempting is my business. After all, I was the original tempter. But I've branched outwards quite a bit. My colleagues back home are still going around tempting one person at a time, and I'm tainting millions of people all at once.

For example, I tied up all the telephone lines during lunch hour once. You should have seen the looks on people's faces.