Behind the times? And please, don't call me darling. We haven't even gotten to know each other intimately yet, you're a bit too eager, really.

Oh, I thought you were talking about yourself with that last statement. Okay, let's say you are the ruler of all of Downstairs. What did you do, go up to Lucifer with your little organized petition and ask him for the spot? I'm sure he was really happy to have someone as prestigious as you take his place.