Did he read bedtime stories to you from the works of Tolstoy as you went to sleep? Awwww, how adorable.

[Don't mind if he snickers a bit.]

You? Rule that place? Please, I've heard of wanting to be like the Devil but you're really taking it too far.

And I'm not offended at all. It's practically a compliment.

And no, you give me back your name. Who knows what you've been up to with it, tarnishing my good name for who knows how long.