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[dialogic]

I think i can safely say these past four days have nicely kicked off the worst week of my entire life.
And would you look at that?
Absolutely no end in sight!
Like the universe has turned into some huge cosmic asshole who wanted to have a good chuckle as my suffering and misery at the hands of an even bigger asshole.
The worst part being how i dont actually HAVE HANDS OF MY OWN ANYMORE!!!
Whoever or whatever started this whole friggin body switching fiasco better fix everything soon.
Im sick and tired of seeing striders stupid computer clone go hog wild on my body while i cant even raise a finger to stop him!







I think i can safely say these past four days have nicely kicked off the worst week of my entire life.
And would you look at that?
Absolutely no end in sight!
Like the universe has turned into some huge cosmic asshole who wanted to have a good chuckle as my suffering and misery at the hands of an even bigger asshole.
The worst part being how i dont actually HAVE HANDS OF MY OWN ANYMORE!!!
Whoever or whatever started this whole friggin body switching fiasco better fix everything soon.
Im sick and tired of seeing striders stupid computer clone go hog wild on my body while i cant even raise a finger to stop him!

((OOC. Just let me know if you'd rather me drop Jake's text))

Comments

[prankmaster]

did someone steal your hands?

[dialogic]

Someone stole my whole frigging body!!!

[prankmaster]

but why would they want to steal your body?

[dialogic]

It wasnt exactly on purpose.
Though the shithead doesnt seem all too inclined to hand it back over any time soon even if we knew how to fix it.

[mustaches]

[In spite of the love of her life now being glasses, Jane is pretty amused by this.]

It could always be worse, Jake. He's just having a little fun, is all!

[dialogic]

[ At least someone is. Well, more than one someone. It's mostly Jake who isn't amused. ]

Theres nothing fun about having to follow him around and make sure he doesnt do anything to get me killed but only if hes willing to carry me in the first place!
For all his hogwash about being able to go anywhere i want im feeling pretty darned limited to what i can and cant do right now.

[mustaches]

[Jane is pretty sure that Jake is more likely to get himself killed than the AR is, but she doesn't say it.]

Oh, hush! It'll just take some getting used to, I bet. He probably felt the same way when Dirk made him.

[dialogic]

[ THAT IS A BASELESS ACCUSATION THAT IS PROBABLY COMPLETELY TRUE!! ]

Bully for him!!!!!

[gunsling]

Jane, he's totally killing my buzz.
Cramping my style.
He is the socks and sandals boy disaster of my life.

[mustaches]

Both of you just need to put your feet up and stop bellyaching about all of this. It'll be over soon enough!

[gunsling]

My belly is unhurt and content as can fuckin' be.
Jake is the one pissing on the bodyswap parade.
If you ask me, he got the better end of the deal here.

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[motioned]

why can't you stop him?

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[dialogic]

Well lacking hands or arms or legs or anything even resembling a REAL body it makes doing ANYTHING AT ALL frustratingly hard to manage.

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[motioned]

lacking a body?? what are you talking about

didn't you switch bodies, not lose one?

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[dialogic]

It all amounts to the same thing at the moment all things considered.

[gunsling]

Whine, bitch, moan.
Shall I fetch you the Midol, Jake?

[dialogic]

What a great idea ill just pop one right in the mouth i dont have anymore!!
Thatll be a real laugh riot!!!!
WHAT A FUCKING KNEE SLAPPER!!!!!!

[gunsling]

It seems you've misplaced your humor chip.

[dialogic]

Thats not even a thing!
... Is it?

[mukufufu]

[PING WHAT IS THIS SOMEBODY ELSE IS POSSESSING BODIES NOT THEIR OWN....?]

You're saying that you're... what, in some kind of quadruple-amputee body?

[dialogic]

Im saying im in a pair of cheap plastic sunglasses!

[mukufufu]

That sounds... Troubling. [even by Mukuro's standards, shit just got weird.]

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[bratziska]

What happened to your hands?!

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[dialogic]

Well for starters someone stole them when they took over the rest of my body!

permavoice

[bratziska]

Wh-what? Does that happen often, here?