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sirenspull2012-06-05 09:50 pm
plushrumpus) wrote in sirenspull2012-06-05 09:50 pm
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dave.
this is fair warning before i call the cops.
you dont want the goddamn cyberpunk mountie brigade up your ass now do you.
yeah thats what i thought.
yknow if it turns out your skinny ass got mindwiped dont sweat it okay.
shit happens all the time round these parts.
pretty sure amnesia is required by canadian law.
no more than half the returning population shall be allowed to retain any memory of previous inhabitation of the port.
says right here in the rules of canada on page something.
article whatever paragraph who gives a shit its not like anyone actually reads these goddamn things.
so lemme fill you in.
you have an apartment here.
me and feathery you got a sweet setup.
not as sweet as back in houston but hey that pad was tighter than a nuns asshole so theres still a lot of work to do before we can make this place into something truly worthy of being strider apartment two point oh.
and wed definitely get back on track with another pair of hands to help out.
not to mention this place is already like a goddamn family reunion.
mini me and rose and the teenage version of your mom are all here.
milf version still missing but i havent ruled out the possibility.
we also got saddled with a bunch of your dorky friends.
yknow except your girlfriend cause she went missing a few days ago too.
by the way yeah you and jade are practically common law married here.
congratulations a second time.
point is you arent alone out there.
if you are out there at all.
so stop being an asshole and come home already.
this is fair warning before i call the cops.
you dont want the goddamn cyberpunk mountie brigade up your ass now do you.
yeah thats what i thought.
yknow if it turns out your skinny ass got mindwiped dont sweat it okay.
shit happens all the time round these parts.
pretty sure amnesia is required by canadian law.
no more than half the returning population shall be allowed to retain any memory of previous inhabitation of the port.
says right here in the rules of canada on page something.
article whatever paragraph who gives a shit its not like anyone actually reads these goddamn things.
so lemme fill you in.
you have an apartment here.
me and feathery you got a sweet setup.
not as sweet as back in houston but hey that pad was tighter than a nuns asshole so theres still a lot of work to do before we can make this place into something truly worthy of being strider apartment two point oh.
and wed definitely get back on track with another pair of hands to help out.
not to mention this place is already like a goddamn family reunion.
mini me and rose and the teenage version of your mom are all here.
milf version still missing but i havent ruled out the possibility.
we also got saddled with a bunch of your dorky friends.
yknow except your girlfriend cause she went missing a few days ago too.
by the way yeah you and jade are practically common law married here.
congratulations a second time.
point is you arent alone out there.
if you are out there at all.
so stop being an asshole and come home already.
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youre about to run out of space for music
or actually i am because i swiped your shit
so if you dont want to end up with twenty six hours worth of amorous bird calls you should probably stop me now
damn
[Didn't work.]
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no furry.
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one we all know he likes it
two im just dipping my talons into the family business
no incest
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then keep it on your own shit.
i aint keeping it and i aint cleaning out space for it.
get your own piece of crap netbook.
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like hell im deleting two and a half gigabytes of deliriously unsound beats for anything
better hold off on the netbook until the grand opening festivities for strider and strider incorporated
which will be you know
years in the future
if any
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also im stopping at the corner store you want some crap.
dont say cheetos though.
im already getting those.
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otherwise i think were pretty ok on food
i can check under the couch if you want me to though
[Don't ask. Don't ask, you already know the answer sucks, asking isn't going to fix anything, you don't want to know--]
hey so how much did it cost to haul my ass out of sp general
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youre alive and healthy.
why the fuck does it matter.
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a lot then
i dont know it doesnt matter really
just thought itd be kind of a crazy and unprecedented change for me to stop being a useless piece of shit all year
and pay all these bills
or some of them i guess