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Wow, what the hell was that? Right from one daymare to the next.
Just when I was getting all fired up, too!
Don't think this gets you off the hook, Pupa. You totally agreed to do this with me! We're not taking any 8ackseats to anyone!!!!!!!!
And what happened to that orange guy, anyway?
I haven't seen him in a while and it's kind of REALLY worrying...
8ut I'm tired of getting jerked around, here! I'm getting pushed to the side and this used to 8e my show. MY call!
I'm sick of 8eing dead and 8ored and totally useless and una8le to influence anything!
...Come on, I must 8e talking to someone.
Why else would I have found this cool-looking computer?
Helloooooooo?
I know this has to be SOMEONE'S dream 8u88le. A pretty 8oring one, too.

[ Wow, what the hell was that? Right from one daymare to the next.
Just when I was getting all fired up, too!
Don't think this gets you off the hook, Pupa. You totally agreed to do this with me! We're not taking any backseats to anyone!!!!!!!!
And what happened to that orange guy, anyway?
I haven't seen him in a while and it's kind of REALLY worrying...
but I'm tired of getting jerked around, here! I'm getting pushed to the side and this used to be my show. MY call!
I'm sick of being dead and bored and totally useless and unable to influence anything!
...Come on, I must be talking to someone.
Why else would I have found this cool-looking computer?
Helloooooooo?
I know this has to be SOMEONE'S dream bubble. A pretty boring one, too. ]

(( OOC; Vriska is back--reset and canon updated, so she has no idea she was here before! Also, as per usual, if you have trouble reading her font and/or quirk, just let me know and I will not tag you with it.))

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how high do you even have to be
there are no orange guys here whatsoever the whole ideas preposterous
i dont even know what to say to this malodorous horseshit
let me guess
youre a troll

Wow, excuse you!
Honestly, now that I think a8out it, I'd really kind of like that as an excuse. He's kind of a huge creep.
Let me guess, you're a human.

nope
im a bird
tweet tweet

8irds are dum8.

[ This is already an intelligent conversation. ]

wow fuckin rude
watch your mouth or i might just take a brainless dump all over your car
or whatever troll aliens have for transportation
rockets fueled by the corpse juices of the murdered i guess
ok i know youre not tz but are you the other one kanaya was looking for

Wow, is that the 8est you can do? Take a shit????????
Man, and for a second I thought I had to 8e careful around your stupid orange text!
That's exactly what our rockets are filled with.
And the hopes and dreams of the living!
::::)
I don't know. 8ut she really did have a 8ad ha8it of never leaving me alone!
I mean, I guess I can't 8lame her. I am pretty awesome.

i was trying for some interspecies canadian style diplomacy to honor terezis current state of being completely awol and generally not here
but damn if youre not kind of a huge bitch already
i guess ill just go back to assuming youre all psycho friendkillers whod throw a helpless kitten off a cliff
or a punch a guy with glasses
or actually get that guy to challenge his stupid typhoid denizen or whatever when he hadnt even hit doofus skylark on his echeladder

I really don't care what's happening with Terezi!
She can go off on the 8IGGEST ride of AWESOME LIVING and I still wouldn't 8at an eyelash!
See? This is me not caring one 8it!!!!!!!!
And on that su8ject, all that guilt you're trying to pin isn't going to work, 8ird 8oy.
8ecause on this matter my conscience is totally clean.
Not one drop of dork 8lood was split!
Okay, except for the God Tier thing, 8ut really, you all should 8e thanking me for that. He pro8a8ly would have never reached it without me!

wait what the fuck that was YOU
jesus christ i take it back youre not kind of a huge bitch
tz was a bitch but she turned out ok
you are an enormous spectacular scatslobbering piece of shit
you didnt even tell john that was going to happen did you
oh my god

Oh come off it!
Do you really think he would have done it if he knew he had to die????????
8esides, he had it easy! There was someone actually willing to get him where he needed to go, instead of the pathetic way I had to suffer through God Tier!

what douchebag ever said you had to get to god tier to beat the game
its basically like this massively shitty cheat code plastered with neon signs saying
youre our one millionth visitor CLICK HERE to claim your murder prize
i know hed never have done it and thats why this is bullshit
youre supposed to face death and shit not get yourself slaughtered like marys brainless little lamb in a packing plant
its supposed to be for a goddamn reason

Edited 2012-05-02 05:48 (UTC)

Hey, it's not MY fault you never made it on your own.
And may8e some of us did face death against our own will?
Get over yourself!
What 8etter reason is there than to 8e the 8est?

jokes on you i did make it on my own
one of me
and it sure wasnt for a cocked up reason like that
that reason is choking on so many dongs at once it cant even make enough spit to lubricate

So what, you're the failed version? Sucks to 8e you!
May8e you should take wall those dongs, whatever they are, out of your mouth and prepare to 8e schoolfed some truths!
First of all, I totally kicked ass at that whole game, so I really don't know what you think you can teach me.
And secondly, I'm already way over all that. I mean, it was like nearly half a sweep ago that everything happened. It's not like I haven't had 8etter things do to in my mindless wanderings throughout the different dream 8u88les than try to contempl8 all the wrongs against people I committed in session. That would be stupid!

oh jesus
half a sweep
im not like a floating encyclopedia of troll chronolinguistic terms and look dont tell me i could honestly not give less of a shit
like a reverse fart is all the shits i give
but dont tell me youre a future troll on top of being a bitch troll and a murder troll
its like someone decided to throw a huge future party but instead of hosting it in you know the future or something
they threw all the chicks in their tube tops and future skirts in the iced over pisspond that is canada

What did you shove so far up your nook, anyway? It sounds like it's practically coming out your wind hole.
Why so cranky, 8ird8reath?
Though, if you keep flattering me like this, I might just have to take you seriously for the first time in this whole convers8tion.

fuck me i forgot about your crazy dark quarters or whatever
scratch that dont fuck me
dont come near me
that was not flattery or flirtation that was just a stone sober hate plate that i done served
you killed john once and thats really all there is to say on the matter

Hahahahahahahaha!
Don't flatter yourself! I'm way out of your league.
Like, we're talking the thousands and thousands of sweeps it would take for Karkat to learn no one gives a crap a8out his stupid memos.
I'm that out of your reach!

believe me if i was even thinking of reaching for you id immediately slice my own hands off
dont even need the change itd take to call a surgeon
id just take my sword in my teeth like the baddest of animes and nip those fuckers in the bud
though who knows with magical sprite science theyd probably grow back
in my dream i am the starfish
its me

You'd 8e one weird freak of nature to 8e part human, part 8ird, and part starfish.
8ut if you want to make your dream reality, I'd 8e MORE than happy to help you!
::::)

[ LET'S CUT YOUR ARM OFF. ]

been there
done that
took the picture
we dont do remedial lessons for sprite anatomy here
youre just going to have take the short bus back off campus with all the other special dribbling washouts

I get it!
You're an amazing wisp, a w8ste of space, a smidgen of your former glory.
Do you want me to cry for you?
You can't 8elieve the tears I'm holding in right now! It's almost too much to handle.
Aaaaaaaalmost.

aw honey dont cry for me
i think youve got enough tragedy in your life just being some psycho troll girl who thinks typing with 8s like avril lavigne is still relevant

So far the 8iggest tragedy I've had is 8eing forced to deal with you people when I've just 8een given the chance to do whatever I want.
Who's avril lavigne?

what theres no troll avril lavigne
damn what kind of luck do you even have

Edited 2012-05-04 03:55 (UTC)

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