themonarch: (I'm a fucking criminal -)
The Monarch ([personal profile] themonarch) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm

[Video]

So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -

[he clears his throat.]

GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.

[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!

[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!

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((OOC: Double post with [personal profile] acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
acemedium: It's super effective?! (Maya used CUTE FACE (in hideous uniform))

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, well, it's more like a title than a nickname...
acemedium: seriously, it's very exciting (Having a finger makes me happy)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Since I'm a spirit medium and all! [...And the future Master of Kurain.]
allucinator: (talking: enthusiastic)

[personal profile] allucinator 2012-03-19 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Are you really! How's that work out?
acemedium: (kneeling before Zod)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
You really didn't know? [Although it isn't like Maya really talks much about herself...]

It's pretty cool! I've got E.S.P and everything, you know.
allucinator: (crack: fuck yeah!)

[personal profile] allucinator 2012-03-19 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What, seriously? Christ, Maya, I didn't know! You gotta show me after all this.
acemedium: U BETTER CHECK  YOURSELF BEFORE U WRECK YOURSELF (BITCHES GONNA GET POINTED AT)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-20 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright! It's a promise!

.. After I get untied and stuff.
allucinator: (talking: intrigued)

[personal profile] allucinator 2012-03-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
You sure you're all right with that?
acemedium: gee Nick what are we going to do tonight (Insert Pinky and the Brain line here)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? Being tied up?

It's not too bad. I'm just chillin' like a villain right now, you know?
allucinator: (Laugh: subtle)

[personal profile] allucinator 2012-03-22 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snorts.]

Oh, cute. How'd he get you, anyway?
acemedium: (gaydar readings over 9000 etc etc)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-25 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
He sneak attacked me with a tranquilizer or something!

What a jerk.
allucinator: (talking: explain)

[personal profile] allucinator 2012-03-28 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's kinda required. You gotta be a bastard if you wanna be a bad guy.