themonarch: (I'm a fucking criminal -)
The Monarch ([personal profile] themonarch) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm

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So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -

[he clears his throat.]

GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.

[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!

[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!

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((OOC: Double post with [personal profile] acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
bloodthirsts: (Certainly not)

video.

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I thought I'd give you the chance to settle things peacefully and not wind up sitting in jail your first night here.

That girl did not kidnap you. No one here did.
bloodthirsts: (Silence stretched out)

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
No, you were transported here by a machine, not any one person and threatening her and anyone here won't do any good towards getting you home.
bloodthirsts: Made by <user name="katamanda">, art Solid and Etc. (Indifferent)

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I know exactly how it sounds but it's the truth. Everyone who'll respond to you on this post is in the same situation you are, we were brought here against our will and we don't know how to escape.

Now please release her and I'll be happy to provide what information I can.
bloodthirsts: (Well screw you too)

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[So close to facepalm, hold off Seras... hold off...]

... does this happen to you a lot back home? Look, I'll come and talk to you in person, alright? No weapons, I just want to talk about you letting Maya go and the situation you're now in.
bloodthirsts: (So that's how it is)

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[She smiles.] I understand.

Where can I find you?
Edited 2012-03-19 17:09 (UTC)
bloodthirsts: Made by <user name="katamanda"> (Eh?)

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[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she makes her way there, approaching the spot with hands out, obviously unarmed.]

Hello? Monarch?
bloodthirsts: (Doesn't comprehend)

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[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[She looks up. Really? Okay then. And boy does she feel like she's in a comic book right about now.] I'm here as I said, unarmed. Please just let Maya go!
acemedium: WASN'T ME (insert Shaggy lyrics here)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maya's done her best to make herself comfortable despite everything. SERAS YOU BETTER NOT BE WALKING RIGHT INTO A TRAP]

[... She'd wave if her hands were free]
bloodthirsts: (This is my life)

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[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-20 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sir, I'll explain either way. [She sighs.] You're in a place called Siren's Port, an island off the coast of Canada. It's a different world from the one you know. You're one of hundreds of people brought here against their will by something called The Core, it pulls us here and it holds us so we can't leave.
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-20 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Basically, you've been Corenapped! You're stuck with us. [HELPFUL COMMENTARY FROM THE BAIT]
bloodthirsts: (Aside)

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[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-21 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[MAYA! :| Please don't antagonise the kidnapper.]

Underground. It's guarded by the natives here, none of us have been able to get near it. It's approximately at the spot where you arrived, the baseball diamond. [She smiles a bit.] If you try to leave the island you'll start to feel discomfort, the further away you go the more painful it'll get and if you go too far... you're welcome to try it for yourself if you don't believe me.
acemedium: respect the plant, bitch (Charley is the real head of the family)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She can't help it if she feels left out, okay. She rolls her eyes at The Monarch's response.]

I tried it, it was pretty bad.
bloodthirsts: (With Pip)

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[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-04-01 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Phantom... Dickwad... [Seras repeats those words with disbelief.] Right! Right, thank you.

[Hey suddenly she's on the roof with you, lifting up Maya as if she weighs no more than a feather and using the other hand to break the bindings on her.] Are you okay, Maya?