The Monarch (
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sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm
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Entry tags:
- !: maya fey,
- !: the monarch,
- c: ahiru,
- c: alucard,
- c: chane laforet,
- c: ciel phantomhive,
- c: claire stanfield,
- c: deadpool,
- c: dr. byron orpheus,
- c: finnian,
- c: grell sutcliff,
- c: ichigo kurosaki,
- c: john watson,
- c: kanji tatsumi,
- c: kos-mos,
- c: larry butz,
- c: livio | razlo,
- c: manfred von karma,
- c: meowth,
- c: nelliel tu odelschwanck,
- c: pearl fey,
- c: phoenix wright,
- c: rimudo | uruki,
- c: seras victoria,
- c: sherlock holmes,
- c: vincent nightray,
- c: william t. spears
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So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -
[he clears his throat.]
GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.
[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!
[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!
[Click]
((OOC: Double post with
acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
[he clears his throat.]
GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.
[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!
[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!
[Click]
((OOC: Double post with
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video.
That girl did not kidnap you. No one here did.
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Now please release her and I'll be happy to provide what information I can.
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... does this happen to you a lot back home? Look, I'll come and talk to you in person, alright? No weapons, I just want to talk about you letting Maya go and the situation you're now in.
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Where can I find you?
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Hello? Monarch?
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[... She'd wave if her hands were free]
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And where's your proof? [hands on his hips] Where is this hunk of world-screwing metal, huh? And what the hell do you mean we "can't leave"? You make this like a bad Twilight Zone episode.
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Underground. It's guarded by the natives here, none of us have been able to get near it. It's approximately at the spot where you arrived, the baseball diamond. [She smiles a bit.] If you try to leave the island you'll start to feel discomfort, the further away you go the more painful it'll get and if you go too far... you're welcome to try it for yourself if you don't believe me.
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I tried it, it was pretty bad.
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...But he siiiighs in the next moment, pinching the bridge of his nose.] But I'm totally starting to get that this isn't Phantom Dickwad's doing. So whatever, you can have your little purple chatterbox box back while I figure this crap out. [he makes a shooing motion at Maya]
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[Hey suddenly she's on the roof with you, lifting up Maya as if she weighs no more than a feather and using the other hand to break the bindings on her.] Are you okay, Maya?