themonarch: (I'm a fucking criminal -)
The Monarch ([personal profile] themonarch) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm

[Video]

So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -

[he clears his throat.]

GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.

[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!

[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!

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((OOC: Double post with [personal profile] acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
acemedium: (just as plant)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, obviously not! And he's not a very good villain, either. [YES SHE CAN. But she's still going to be a pain anyway]

But it's not a big deal, you know? Since I'm okay.
acemedium: who could this mysterious stranger be (FLAWLESS DISGUISE!)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's Maya. That's all that needs to be said]

That's good.

Um... hang on.... I'm on the top of a building, I think, but I'm not sure which one... Aren't you busy with police stuff right now, though?
vinovidivici: ([another fine mess)

Video forever

[personal profile] vinovidivici 2012-03-21 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Luckily Claire is such a permavirgin he doesn't pick up on the innuendo in those first two sentences. His mouth does quirk with amusement at "chilling like a villain" but he quickly remembers to uphold his righteous anger. ]

But what kinda man trusses up some defenceless dame and broadcasts it to a whole city, with no shame at all?!
acemedium: i'm so clever (Totally witty okay)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got it alllll under control, don't worry about a thing! [She says. As she's still tied up]

[It's true. But then again, we are talking about a girl whose life consists of being loomed over, threatened, terrorized, accused of murder, kidnapped, and people shooting, stabbing, beating, or otherwise trying to kill her...]
acemedium: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE (GET OUT SAL MONELLA)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! Flair is the first ingredient to any good awesome recipe! [What did she even just say]

Yep! Just chillin' like a villain, no worries.
madeinoblivion: (Scoff)

[personal profile] madeinoblivion 2012-03-21 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as you're sure you'll be safe, I guess.
acemedium: the text is there because otherwise people would have no idea what they're doing (We gettin' all pointy up here)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I'm a professional!
acemedium: seriously, it's very exciting (Having a finger makes me happy)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of girl do you take me for? I'd make them sign a wave [That's a "waiver", Maya] before I gave them any help
acemedium: respect the plant, bitch (Charley is the real head of the family)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maya's tied up and thus unable to answer her texts - but the little samurai-theme tone goes off again and again and again as she texts...]
acemedium: (Cool story bro)

[Action]

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If you really want to pull off a dramatic villain entrance, you should have some means of recording it properly! Come on! This is basic villainry 101, Mr. The Monarch!

But okay. I think you did pretty good, all things considered.
acemedium: (CARD GAMES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps not?

... Good? [What.]
Edited 2012-03-21 19:19 (UTC)
acemedium: (just as plant)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a professional, Joe. There's no need to worry.
acemedium: now if only my hair would spike up too (Gravity is for losers)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Neither did Maya, really.]

A real fruit, that's who!

... And a villain trying to make his debut, I guess.
acclimatized: (but i was brave.)

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[personal profile] acclimatized 2012-03-21 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No, he really isn't. [ john can agree with that, even if he does sound a bit distracted. ]

Just sit tight, yeah? I'm coming to get you.
madeinoblivion: (Condecend)

[personal profile] madeinoblivion 2012-03-21 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Only because I know you've studied how to outwit all the bad guys.
ace_attorney: (~ seriously guys? wow)

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[personal profile] ace_attorney 2012-03-21 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...

(...!)

Y-You're getting milkshakes...?

(Seriously, Nelliel, what does that have to do with anything?)

Uh... Sure?
ace_attorney: (~ seriously guys? wow)

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[personal profile] ace_attorney 2012-03-21 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
(Really, Maya... Why did you have to copy my phrasing there?)

I guess, uh... Be careful?

What's going on, even?

(Seriously, this feels extremely stupid.)
acemedium: jacking Mimi's icons makes me happy in ways you will never understand (aw yea jacking Mimi's icons)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm always careful! [.... Except. You know. Not]

Well, I'm tied up and being held hostage by a guy dressed up like a butterfly! [Aren't you glad she's here to state the obvious, Nick?]
ace_attorney: (~ seriously guys? wow)

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[personal profile] ace_attorney 2012-03-21 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
(...

Seriously, I think my face is stuck in this position, listening to and watching this stuff.)


How is that evidence that you're being careful, exactly?

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