I-It's not like I'm totally illiterate! I just have trouble with bigger words or ones that I can't make heads or tail of! Remember how long it took me to finally get the hang of the three 'there' things when I had to do reports back home? That's an accomplishment!

_{[Except putting 'abscess of tape and computer paper from the copy room' isn't the same as 'absence of tape and computer paper from the copy room'.]}