[ jack no, that would be gross... Do you even know when the last time that table had been dusted was? Because Rufus doesn't. ]

Mm. Such information matters not.

[ As though he would divulge his ~feelings~ to an untrustworthy man. Vessalius, pls. But he'll make up a little something, to prevent any further questions. ]

All you need know is that never t'was, and never will be so. Thus, 'tis unimportant.