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news feed; Saturday, January 13th, 2013

Saturday, January 12th, 2013.

Weather Sunny & Clear, but Chilly. Highs of 3°C and low of -3°C. (38°F / 26°F)

Current Moon Phase: New Moon

Morning sirens go off at 9:07 am, and evening sirens are at 5:35 pm.


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Attack of the Foliage

The House of Flowers is known for intricate arrangements and high end quality in their flowers, so most of the staff has abilities relating to growth, healing, or empathy with plant life.

James Haines, owner of the shop in Sector Two, discovered something strange this morning when he went to open his shop.

Haines had been allowing a college student, Eric Rodan, to work on the weekends for the shop as a part of an internship due to his plant related empathy. The setup seemed to work well enough, until Haines came to the shop this morning to find it unlocked and the back door wide open. Rodan, who was supposed to close, was nowhere to be found, though his belongings were found in his locker, so Haines called the SPPD.

After a police report and about three hours of trying to figure out where the student had gone, an officer heard a sound finally looked a little closer at the mass of plant life by the door.

It seemed, as Rodan was trying to leave, the plants in the store decided not to let him, and wrapped the student up instead.

Haines and several other members of the staff set the boy free, though he was sent to the hospital for cracked ribs and overall bruising.

"We'll have to be more careful next time" Said Haines. "I've always said these plants have a life of their own, it seems I was right."

No word on how the shop will deal with the plants growing more possessive, but if you've experienced any problems with things purchased from the House of Flowers, they're suggesting bringing it back in for a refund.




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