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thepull_mods ([personal profile] thepull_mods) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-12-01 04:05 am
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news feed; Saturday, December 1st 2012

Saturday December 1st 2012

Weather Rainy, with a howling wind. Highs of 9°C and low of 7°C. (48°F / 45°)

Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous

Morning sirens go off at 8:51 am, and evening sirens are at 5:12pm.


News & Advertisements

-Dead SPPD Officer Found To Be Framing Suspects
Initial investigation into the suspicious death of an SPPD officer in homicide division and his work has uncovered several papertrails that seem to strongly implicate that Officer Trondheim had been tampering with and planting evidence to lead to false convictions. All cases the officer worked are now under review, and the validity of several convictions called into doubt.

- ”Sexy” Door-to-Door Singing Birthday Telegram Service Seeking Attractive Crooners for Part-Time Work! Contact Marilyn @ Telegram Tease with a 16-bar vocal sample and full-body photos that show off the best of what you have to offer!


- Barry “The Bear”, a shapeshifting bouncer at Club 24, has publically announced his intentions to sue AGI for discrimination for their refusal to offer at least 8 weeks of paid leave for winter hibernation. GloTV’s talkshow hosts are having a field day with this story, ridiculing the ex-bouncer, who was fired on the spot after requesting time off.

“I’m sorry Barry, I don’t know what sort of spectacular vacation package you think we owe you!” laughed a snide Club 24 manager who teleconferenced an appearance on the Post-Siren Pundit Parade, AGI’s leading morning television program for opinions, gossip and news.
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