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sirenspull2012-11-24 07:14 pm
his_own_will) wrote in sirenspull2012-11-24 07:14 pm
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[ he frowns into the camera ] This doesn't make any sense. Why would you want to let a fat man carrying a bag of toys into your house in the middle of the night after the sirens have gone off? Wouldn't that just ruin the darkness protection on your house?
Oh, and why do you call it Christmas? Can't it just be a winter festival?
[ because other then the creepy fat man in red and the constant badgering to spend his money, Christmas didn't really sound like a bad holiday. He liked gifts! He liked giving gifts. He just didn't see why this Christ fellow had be dragged into it as well. Honestly, it almost sounded like something straight out of a horror book, or will be by the time Oz is through dissecting it. ]
Oh, and why do you call it Christmas? Can't it just be a winter festival?
[ because other then the creepy fat man in red and the constant badgering to spend his money, Christmas didn't really sound like a bad holiday. He liked gifts! He liked giving gifts. He just didn't see why this Christ fellow had be dragged into it as well. Honestly, it almost sounded like something straight out of a horror book, or will be by the time Oz is through dissecting it. ]
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Gil will just be over here groaning into his hands. And silently trying to figure out how he can just make this happen.]
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[Glaring at the camera again.]
But let me know when you have a free moment and we can go shopping for gifts together.
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n o p e, none. whatsoever.
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Okay! I'm free tomorrow, and I need to pick something out for Ciel as well... [
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[In their world this would be his coming of age ceremony, but Gilbert leaves that part of it out. The last thing that Oz needs to think about right now are ceremonies.]
He's always been hard to shop for. [Pause.] Is there anything that you want?
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A bicycle! I want to get him a bike!
[ because after Ciel's famous faceplant, he really, truly needs one. ]
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Huh?! Are you sure that would be a good idea?!
[He's tiny and fragile!]
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[ a regular old tricycle ]
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[This is a really bad idea. Which means it's perfect.]
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[ so perfect ]
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[He's sensitive to that sort of thing!]
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Do you know how to ride a bike?
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Of course I do.
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[ and if Gil does it in private, no one need ever feel embarrassed, right?
Until Oz takes a video of it. ]
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I wouldn't be the best teacher for something like that, though...!
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[And he's no good at either of them.]
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[That'll end in broken limbs and tears.]
Just pick something else for a gift!
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Fine ] We should get him some proper underwear then. Everything he owns is extra frilly and itches. [ yes, yes this is a thing. ]
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How do you know that?!
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But that's not really a proper gift either...and it's more insulting.
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You don't think he'd be offended? Really?
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