Awesome for you. Tell me more things I could stand to know, and be extra-super condescending. I totally dig that.

[ Just don't call Chicago names to Harry's face. Or his roommate's, that's for sure. ]

Yeah, but you're not. So, let's just get a few things straight: I'm not that type of practitioner. You're some stranger who called magic "crap", then proceeded to lecture me like I'm incapable of figuring out what I'm in for. If you find me and what I do offensive, just say so. Bonus points if you do it to my face.