[video]

[sequincy]

[oh look, it's another one. Although by now Uryuu has not only crafted an outfit to wear for this post, but half of a new wardrobe. It's so convenient to be able to use your own body as a clothing model.

But she has a more pressing matter to attend to, after reading similarly afflicted posts:]

So this... isn't Szayel-Aporro's fault then?

Comments

[video]

[asano_san]

You're the one who brought it up!

[video]

[shequincy]

Not the point! It's no wonder you're so bad with girls...

[video]

[asano_san]

But you're acting like I shouldn't treat you like a girl!

[video]

[shequincy]

Just - ! I just don't want you to be creepy!

[video]

[asano_san]

I don't want to be creepy either.

[video]

[shequincy]

Then don't stare so much. And don't make those weird... kissing faces.

[video]

[asano_san]

I'm hope-

[Wait a minute...]

Maybe you need to teach me how to stop doing it. In person.

[No, he has not learned.]

[video]

[shequincy]

[such a put-upon sigh!]

You really need - ? Fine. Where are you? [/NOT GETTING IT]

[video]

[asano_san]

[He's really-

Well, who is Keigo to try to argue?]

I'm in my apartment.

[video -> action?]

[shequincy]

Put on some tea. I'll be there shortly. [she at least deserves something relaxing if she's going to have to go over there to lecture Keigo about basic etiquette.

She signs off.]

[Sure! Action]

[asano_san]

[Tea...

That's something people are supposed to have in their cupboards isn't it?

Right...

Keigo starts boiling water while he hopes for tea to magically appear if he just looks hard enough.]

[shequincy]

[well you've only got twenty minutes to work that magic before Uryuu's there, Keigo, and knocking primly on your door.] Keigo! I'm here. Open up already.

[asano_san]

[And that is not nearly enough time. Keigo goes to the door and hopes maybe Uryuu won't notice if he just doesn't offer him tea.

Keigo opens that door.

And he stares.]

[shequincy]

[...and Uryuu waits just long enough to confirm that Keigo's staring before she shoves her palm in his face to push him out of the way and let herself in. Really, Keigo. So disrespectful] Is there tea?

[asano_san]

[Keigo stumbles back with a muffled yell.]

I would have moved out of the way if you asked me.

[He postpones the inevitable.]

I'm boiling water.