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[blondandperfect]

[Sorry, Jack, Hattie's back. She's covered in mud again, and she looks pissed.]

WHAT is going on??

Is there another trick happening at the port!? Whoever started this better fix it right now! 

All of my things are in that house and she won't let me in!

[She then proceeds to whine.]

I want a bath! And my dresses! And my make-up! And my mirror! And my shoes! I can't live like this, I'm a PRINCEEEEEEEESS!

[*sob*]

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[blondandperfect]

[Though the fact of the matter is, Hattie has died a little inside. Her fantasies, crushed.

[mostbeautiful]

[Yeah, like Dorian believes that. But, he'll give it to her. She is a lady, after all.]

Are you all right? Are you in need of assistance?

[blondandperfect]

[Her cheeks are red as a beet, doing her best to regain her composure.]

W- Well.. Yes. Ella won't let me back inside the house.

[But she doesn't want you to talk to her either, so it's a difficult to ask for his help.]

Did you notice anything strange about her last you spoke?

[mostbeautiful]

I haven't spoken to her in some time, I'm afraid.

She hasn't come for her french lessons, but I was put out when my Darkness Proofing failed, so I haven't been able to teach anyway. I wouldn't know.

So, she won't let you in the house? Did you ladies quarrel?

[blondandperfect]

Oh.. Oh! Goodness gracious, really? I'm so sorry to hear that!

What in heavens are you doing? You can't stay in that house..

[A pause, then she frowns.]

We did not. I was gone for a few days.. Just a few! And suddenly she acts like she doesn't know who I am!

[mostbeautiful]

I've been couch surfing. Sleeping with whoever would let me.

You poor darling... how trying.

[blondandperfect]

[Delicious empathy!!]

Yes, I know! And I had no idea you suffered such misfortune, Dorian..

It isn't fair, what could we have possibly done to deserve something like this? 'Nothing', that's what! You don't deserve to 'couch surf' and I don't deserve to be without a home.

*gasp* Maybe we're cursed! What should we do??

[mostbeautiful]

Cursed? I've been threatened. But, no. I don't think so. Do you have a place to stay?

[blondandperfect]

Well, I'm.. Working on it at the moment.. I do have a couple of options should things fall through. Who are you staying wi--

[Blink!]

Wait, th- threatened? Who would dare threaten my Dorian Gray??

[mostbeautiful]

I've stayed with several people. Oh, Some little child who thought he was magic. I'm not concerned.

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie frowns, not certain whom he's describing. But if it's a child, she can't really threaten their lives. Tch.]

Oh, just a brat then? Don't mind him, most little children are just so rude these days; it's ridiculous.

Hopefully you can get back on your feet soon. I'm not certain I could handle moving from place to place; not without my belongings..

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[that_is_asecret]

[He could kill both of you with a snap of his fingers]