013 [Video]

[ofthursday]

[Hello people, it's Castiel; it might not be all that tough to tell by the creepy intense staring, despite the change of body. She doesn't seem bothered by this whole thing in the slightest, for reasons about to become clear.]

It seems this change of physical appearance is greatly distressing for many. I don't understand. It is likely only temporary, and what is of such great import of the sex of the body you possess?

[The angel is a bastion of sensitivity, but she is genderless and has no particular preference for vessel. She doesn't understand how at all how big a deal this is for most people.]

Comments

[mulletrock]

Could say the same about-

[Oh wait it says his name right there. Oops. He's not gonna touch that if his life depended on it.]

... Cute.

[integrity]

[This is officially the best day of her demonic afterlife, and it shows in how her lips twitch into that smirk.]

What, you're not going to ask for my number?

[TROLLFACE.JPEG]

I'm positively heartbroken.

[mulletrock]

Hey, shut the hell up!

[It's not fair that all the guys from home are suddenly hot chicks.]

This whole thing is buckets of crazy. It's an easy mistake to make.

[integrity]

Don't be so defensive, Dean. It'll wear off soon and everyone will revert to normal -- all in all, becoming accidentally bi-curious is an easy price to pay when the Port is up to no good.

[She grins, amused, before she settles back in her chair, legs crossed, the very picture of a perfect lady.]

I'll get Castiel clothes that fit. I'll even help her try them on.

[She's such a good Samaritan.]

[mulletrock]

Don't even go there.

[Dean's not interested.]

I'm not bi-curious and I don't need hints at what the two of you do in your spare time. GROSS.

[integrity]

You sound upset.

[It's a drawled observation, arching her eyebrows slightly.]

Sex is a completely natural occurrence, Dean. There's little need to be ashamed of it.

[mulletrock]

[I'm sure you're proud to hear that gag just before he hangs up the phone. Good job, Crowley-na.]