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Loki ([personal profile] doeswhathewants) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-09-23 12:02 pm
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[He's sitting in the park, feeding pigeons from a container of candy corn. Handful for the birds, handful for himself. Is that container endless? Probably not. It's a bit of magical sleight of hand and instantaneous matter transportation, if you want the truth. Somewhere, a store full of food-turned-candy corn is being suspiciously emptied of its contents.]

Almost as good as the Eggs of Cadbury. Almost, but not quite. So, I thought I would share.

Please, no thanks necessary, only enjoy your candied corn.

[A pause] And to all of the haters, the food shall return to normal at midnight. There now, not so bad? Take a bite, go with it. Enjoy.
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doeswhathewants: (Dealer)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-29 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine is all the memories of my previous evil incarnation.

There must be a reason.
rewritter: (it's ending soon)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-29 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'm not sure if that's supposed to make sense or not.

And there doesn't have to be a reason.
doeswhathewants: (Not as Planned)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-29 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
No. [Pleasantly.]

Does so.
rewritter: (de drei vogelkens)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-29 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ resisting the temptation for DOES NOT. ]

... Fine. We're friends, I guess.
doeswhathewants: (Not as Planned)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-29 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Aha! So you are friends with a stupid duck.
rewritter: (then you don't have to explain it)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-29 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, I suppose I am.
doeswhathewants: (Smirky)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-29 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever would your duck think if he knew you thought him stupid?

...well, probably not much, all things considered.
rewritter: (fitchers vogel)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-29 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't make it a secret. Plenty of people are stupid, too. Your little trick is proof.
rewritter: (de drei vogelkens)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-29 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Only a moron would think this is funny, or complain about it, or feed it to birds.
doeswhathewants: (Pout)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-29 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...[Eyes narrow.]

Careful, lest I turn your duck human and convince them to follow you around.
rewritter: (fundevogel)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-29 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OH IRONY. ]

That's... a non-issue, actually.
doeswhathewants: (Not as Planned)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-29 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
.... your duck can turn human?
rewritter: (she just radiates possibility)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-29 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YEP. ]

Look, just leave the birds alone.
doeswhathewants: (Smirky)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-29 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
They finished eating the candied corn a while back.
rewritter: (I'd stop and watch if I had time)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-29 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... If they get sick, it'll be on you.
doeswhathewants: (Not as Planned)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-30 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
If they get sick, it will be on whatever is currently below them.
rewritter: (story that you made up)

[personal profile] rewritter 2012-09-30 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That too...

It'll be your fault, though.
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